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This is only a guess and I have no proof but Leora might be called in to work at short notice.

Leora's body language is "don't mess with me"

OMG, is Leora sandpapering her whole body?

haha, no hope of sleeping she did the vacuuming to wake him up.

Leora giving her pussy a very good clean. mmm I wonder why?

Good luck sleeping Paul hahaha

LOL, Leora is in a mood.

Just imagine if Leora had her foxtail in while vacuuming, how good would that be?

It's a better sight than seeing Leora's ass when she is vacuuming?

Love it when she does anal.

Like a butterfly

Mr Pink

why

you too

Joke of the day 😉 T three balloons. Daddy balloon, mummy balloon and baby balloon. Daddy Balloon said to baby balloon, look, son, you are much too old to sleep with mummy and daddy, you will have to sleep in you're own bed. Baby Balloon protests, I like sleeping with you and mummy. No, you are not sleeping with us and that's final. Ok, said baby balloon sadly. Two in the morning baby Balloon wakes up and decides to climb into bed with mummy and daddy. He finds there is no room, so he unties his dad's knot and lets out some air, and ties him up again. Still no room, so he unties his mummy knot, also lets some air out and ties her up again. He still can't get in, so he unties his own knot, lets out some air, and ties himself up again, he finally has room, and snuggles down with Mummy and Daddy. The next day they all wake, and daddy balloon is really angry. He said Son, I am really disappointed with you, I said you can't sleep with us. you've let me down, your mummy down, and yourself down too. 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A Russian couple were walking down a street in Moscow one night when the man felt a drop hit his nose, "I think it's raining" he said to his wife. "No that felt like snow to me, dear" Said his wife. "No, I am sure it was rain" insisted the man. They were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then, they saw a communist party official walking towards them. "Let's not fight about it" said the man. "Lets ask comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing". As the man approched, the husband said "Tell us comrade Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?" "It is raining of course," he replied, and walked on. But the woman insisted. "I know that felt like snow," she said. Her husband replied ,"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear". 😉

Joke of the day 😉 🤠🤠A Young Woman was preparing for her Wedding. She asked her Mother to go out and buy a Nice, Long Black Negligee and carefully place it in her Suitcase so it would not Wrinkle. Mom forgot her task, until the last minute, so she dashed out and could only find a Short Pink Nightee. She bought it and quickly threw it into the Suitcase. After the Wedding, the Bride and Groom enter their Hotel Room. The Groom was a little self-conscious, so he asked his new Bride to change in the Bathroom and promise not to Peek while he got ready for Bed. While she was in the Bathroom, she opened her Suitcase and saw the Negligee her Mother had thrown in there. She exclaimed, "Oh No, it's Short, Pink and Wrinkled".. Then her Groom cried out, "F.F.S.. I thought I told you not to Peek".. 😉

Joke of the day 😉 Biker Bob went to visit his buddy Biker Jim in Japan. They met each other at the airport and after a great meal, Biker Jim decided to treat his friend to a good time at the local whore house. He walked in and picked out a young lady for his friend Biker Bob. As soon as they reached the room, he started ripping her clothes off and going to town. Moaning and grunting, the girl was screaming in Japanese, "fuka ho-ru! fuka ho-ru!" He was sure that she was praising him for his good job, so he kept going faster and harder than ever. The next day Biker Jim decided to treat his friend Biker Jim to a game of golf as a big thank you for the night before. When they were out on the 9th hole Biker Jim got a hole in one and Biker Bob decided to impress his old friend with his new knowledge of the local language so he raised his arms and shouted, "fuka ho-ru! fuka ho-ru!" Biker Jim glanced over at his old friend, scratching his head and stared at him quizzically. He then looked at the flag, the green and the score card and said "Whatcha mean 'wrong hole'?" 😉

Joke of the day 😉 Father O’Flannagan dies due to old age. Upon entering St. Peter’s gate, there is another man in front of him in the queue waiting to go into heaven. St. Peter asks the man, “What is your name what did you accomplish during your life?” The man responds “My name is Joe Cohen, and I was a New York city taxi driver for 14 years!” “Very well,” says St. Peter, “Here is your silk robe and golden scepter, now you may walk in the streets of our Lord.” St. Peter looks at the Father, and asks “What is your name and what did you accomplish?” He responds, “I’m Father O’Flannagan, and have devoted the last 62 years to the Lord.” “Very well,” says St. Peter, “Here is your cotton robe and wooden staff, you may enter.” “Wait a minute,” says O’Flannagan, “You gave the taxi driver a silk robe and golden scepter, why did I only get a cotton robe and wooden staff?” “Well,” St. Peter replied, “We work on a performance scale. While you preached, everyone slept, but when he drove taxis, everyone prayed!” 😉

Joke of the day 😉 Paddy and Murphy who were unemployed decided to go to the mainland to work in the mines in Derbyshire, "But I've never worked in a mine before in my life" said Paddy, Neither have I" said Murphy, "But they don't know that, do they,Its a long way from Wales, so we'll say we've worked in the mines in Wales, they can never check, then we will pick it up as we go along!!" So they arrived at the mine, the manager said to them "Tell me, where have you worked before?" Both together they said" Oh we've worked in the mines in Wales" the manager replied, "Well we've never had anyone from the Welsh mines, tell me, what sort of lamps do they use?" Straight away Murphy spluttered "Oh we never went on the night shift, did we paddy!!. 😉

I was going to tell a joke about time travel but you didn't like it. 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He marches straight up to the Desk sits down and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather have a job". The welfare worker behind the desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur -bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $100,000 a year." The guy says, "You're Joking!" The welfare worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it." 😉

When all else fails Bogdan read the instruction🤣s