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If I was there I wouldn't be on the computer that's for sure.

Leora feeling very horny today.

Would love to see Leora's ass pointing at the camera.

Leora looks so sexy, wish Paul would go to the gym.

True sluts, some would say.

Maybe a fluffer might not be for her 🤣

Maybe she could try being a fluffer.

There's no difference between Paul and Leora. They're both working at their jobs.

Top Secret code, sorry I'm sworn to secrecy

Like cleaning her apartment.

Joke of the day 😉 A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. - 'My darling,' he whispers, 'I know dis you first time and you berry frighten. I promise you, I give you anything you want, I do anything - just anything you want.. You just ask.. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, - 'I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.' More thoughtful silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her..... - 'You want...... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas? 😉

Joke of the day 😉 John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." 😉

Joke of the day 😉 It's the spring of 1957 and Rob/Bob goes to pick up his date, Angie Bartels . Rob/Bob is a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Angies father answers and invites him in. 'Angie is not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' he says. 'That's cool.' says Rob/Bob Angie ''s father asks Rob/Bob what they are planning to do. Rob/Bob replies politely that they will probably just go to the mall shop or go to a drive-in movie. Angies father responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.' Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Rob/Bob and he says, 'Whaaaat?' 'Yeah,' says Angies father, 'Angie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!' Bobby's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear as he mentally revises the night's plans. A few minutes later, Angie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, 'Have a good evening, kids!' About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Angie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: 'Dammit, Daddy! The twist! It's called the twist!!' 😉

Joke of the day 😉 Rakesh is 33 years old and still single. One day, a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Rakesh replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution. Just find a girl who's just like your mother." A few months later, they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Rakesh answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much." The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" Rakesh replied, "Now my father doesn't like her."🤣

Joke of the day 😉 A wealthy couple prepared to go out for the evening. The woman of the house gave their butler, Jervis, the night off. She said they would return home very late, and she hoped he would enjoy his evening. The wife wasn't having a good time at the party. So, she came home early, alone. Her husband stayed on, socializing with important clients. As the woman walked into her house, she found Jervis by himself in the dining room. She called him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She turned to him and said, in the voice she knew he must obey, "Jervis, I want you to take off my dress." This he did, hanging it carefully over a chair. "Jervis," she continued, "now take off my stockings and garter belt." Again, Jervis silently obeyed. "Now, Jervis, I want you to remove my bra and panties." Eyes downcast, Jervis obeyed. Both were breathing heavily, the tension mounting between them. She looked sternly at him and said, "Jervis, if I ever catch you wearing my stuff again, you're fired!" 😉

With Leora 😁

Wondering if Leora will show that wonderful ass in doggy again.

Damn step out for a few minutes and a bloody wet blanket arrives home and stuffs up Leora's sexy time. grrrr

All the better to insert a Mr Koala butt plug

Leora looks very pretty in that brown top.

Oh Gregg you're a sick puppy 🤣

With Mr Koala butt plug