Jump to content

Aussie_oi_oi

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    11,550

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    2

  • Points

    21,800 [ Donate ]

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Aussie_oi_oi

  1. Aussie_oi_oi
    Joke of the day 😉 There were three horny dogs (A British bulldog, A German shepherd and a Chihuahua) A poodle walked by and she says "I'll let one of you have your way with me if you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence" The Bulldog says "I hate liver and cheese" She says "Nope that won't work" The German shepherd says "I love liver and cheese" She says "Nope that won't work" The Chihuahua says "Liver alone cheese mine" 😉
  2. Aussie_oi_oi
    Joke of the day 😉 An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one-question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics: The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist." Fingers flew, erasers erased, and notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute. Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have got an A when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?" 🤣
  3. Aussie_oi_oi
    Joke of the day 😉 John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
  4. Aussie_oi_oi
    Joke of the day 😉 This limousine was taking the beautiful, raven-haired model to the airport. Halfway there, the front tire went flat. The model said, "Driver, I don't have time to wait for road service. Can you change it yourself?" The driver said, "Sure." He got out of the car and proceeded to change the tire, but couldn't get the wheel cover off. The model saw him struggling and asked, "Do you want a screwdriver?" He said "Sure! But, first I have to change this tire." 😉
  5. Aussie_oi_oi
    Joke of the day 😉 Tom Lato was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbour knocking on his door one Friday evening. He Answered The Door With A Big Smile And said how are you this evening, And what's on your mind!!!! She replies, "I'm so horny that I can't stand it." "I want to go out, get drunk and get laid. Are you free tonight?". "Yes!!!!" he replied enthusiastically. "Wonderful," she said. "Would you watch my kids?" 😉
  6. Aussie_oi_oi
    That damn Guerilla glue has given me grief over the years.
  7. Aussie_oi_oi
    Honestly, I couldn't be more impressed with Leora. Is there a better sight with Leora in the doggy position with her new butt plug in her beautiful ass? Leora has stepped it up and is providing new sexy content and I am happy for her.
  8. Aussie_oi_oi
    I was thinking Leora could insert her green butt plug while in the apartment and Paul wouldn't know.... hehe but we would. 🤠
  9. Aussie_oi_oi
    Wonderful sexy bating with the new butt plug. Thank you Leora xxx
  10. Aussie_oi_oi
    Congrat's Leora on the new butt plug. The butt plug colour looks amazing in you.
  11. Aussie_oi_oi
    https://youtu.be/vRmr6Or6YTE
  12. Aussie_oi_oi
    Leora, I'm impressed you using new dildos and your ass play. Keep up the great work.
  13. Aussie_oi_oi
  14. Aussie_oi_oi
  15. Aussie_oi_oi
    Celebrity Picture that made you cum today
  16. Aussie_oi_oi
    The “answer” to “who am I” is our identity. Our identity is our all-encompassing system of memories, experiences, feelings, thoughts, relationships, and values that define who each of us is. It's the stuff that makes up a “self.” Identity is a critical component of understanding who we are.
  17. Aussie_oi_oi
    I'm yet to see her nude. But then again I mainly following Leora.
  18. Aussie_oi_oi
    Has Shantal just left a nunnery?
  19. Aussie_oi_oi
    Shantal, please lose the shorts. 😍
  20. Aussie_oi_oi
    My My My what a big ass you have Shantal.
  21. Aussie_oi_oi
    As long as she doesn't spill a drop. I'm good
  22. Aussie_oi_oi
    B1 going nowhere....
  23. Aussie_oi_oi
    Sadly I have known many women like Wendy and helped and failed too. 1/ Wendy and only her can change her life for the better. 2/ Sadly if not, well it won't end well. The last woman my wife and I helped we took her in and took 14 months between our home and mental hospital. She was a lot worse than Wendy, again only Wendy can do it, and friends can help her. Wendy decide which path you want to take. Surprisingly people willingly will help you but you must want it.
  24. Aussie_oi_oi
    If RLC can't find 4 sexy women for the B1 apartment I can help them out.
  25. Aussie_oi_oi
    Sadly Shantal just can't fake being sexy as it's not a part of her DNA. Better if she goes back to the convent. I'm really disappointed as I've been asking for a black beautiful woman on RLC again. If Shantal doesn't come back I wish her all the best.
×
×
  • Create New...