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  1. Cunts are useful 🤣
  2. Just watched Leora in the bedroom replay with her watching video in the downward doggy position. Bloody beautiful ass.
  3. Maybe George Santo's getting tatooed 😂
  4. I remember many moons ago when Leora was younger she was quite fit and exerised and stretched. I'm wondering if yoga would be a hobby Leora would like to take up. Yoga improves strength, balance and flexibility. ... Yoga helps with back pain relief. ... Yoga can ease arthritis symptoms. ... Yoga benefits heart health. ... Yoga relaxes you, to help you sleep better.
  5. The Story of the Old Bull and the Young Bull… One day on farmer Brown‘s farm, the young bull came running up to the old bull, and breathlessly gasped, “Farmer Brown has left the gate open, why don’t we run down to where the cows are, and we could have our way with a couple of them?” The old bull looked up from chewing his cud, and calmly replied “Why don’t we walk down there, and we can have our way with all of them?”
  6. A man goes to the doctor worried because he's so overweight, his doctor put him on a diet "I want you to eat normally for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost 2.5kg". When the man returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost 10kg. "That's amazing. You did this just by following my instructions?" The man nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead on the 3rd day." The doctor asked: "From hunger, you mean?" "No, from all that skipping!"
  7. Leora please contact RLC to fix the Cam 11, I've sent emails to RLC can heard nothing. Only you can give them a kick in their ass to make it happen.
  8. Miron like a little brother to the women.
  9. Wouldn't it be great to have a female guest stay in the guest room again!!!
  10. Leora please put your glasses on to watch the movie.
  11. I like to see all cam angles of the beautiful sexy Leora. RLC fix the broken CAM 11 now!!!
  12. I'm failing to come up with a reason why this apartment is on RLC. Boring
  13. mmm maybe you meant to post this in B4 forum. Are you talking about Miron from B7?
  14. Leora looking sexy in the blue men's shirt and long white socks
  15. Is there a better sight than seeing Leora's milky white ass in the downward doggy position.
  16. Joke of the day 😉 A man left from work one Friday afternoon , instead of going home he stayed out the entire weekend hunting and fishing with the boys spending all of his wages. When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife. After two hours she stopped nagging and said, " How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days " ? He replied " That would be fine with me ". Monday went by and he didn't see his wife, Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same result. Thursday the swelling went down just enough for him to see her just a little bit out of the corner of his left eye. 😉
  17. Joke of the day 😉 Every year, Bob goes hunting during bear season. One year, Bob goes hunting, and shoots a small brown bear. Then, the mother of that small brown bear comes up to him and says, " I'll give you two choices, I'll either kill you, or make love to you, but I won't let you go." Bob thinks on this, and decides he wants to live, so the mother bear then makes love to him. The next year, Bob goes hunting again, but this time, he shoots the mother bear that he was forced to make love to the year before. He shoots her, and her mother comes after Bob, and again, gives him the choice. "I will make love to you, or kill you, which will it be??" Again, Bob makes love to a bear. The next year, Bob goes once again for revenge, and kills the bear that he was forced to make love to the year before. This time, her sister comes up to Bob and says, "You don't come here for the hunting, do you?" 😉 claimer- this is a joke!!! No bears, or hunters was harmed in real life!
  18. Joke of the day 😉 Whistling Blarney Billy Bags met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. They drank a couple of beers, and shots, then she asked if him if he ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? He asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As his mind began to embrace the idea, and he wondered what her daughter might look like, he said, 'No, I haven't.' They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. They went back to her place. When they walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?' 😉
  19. Joke of the day 😉 A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,” he says. “With what money?” says his mother. They knew what a new F150 cost. “Well,” he says, “this one cost me just fifteen dollars.” The father looks at him like he’s crazy. “Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?” he says. “It was the lady up the street,” says the boy. “I don’t know her name – they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy her F150 for fifteen dollars. “Oh my Goodness!” says the mother. “Maybe she’s mentally ill or has Alzheimer’s something. John, you better go see what’s going on.” So the boy’s father walks up the street to the house where the lady lives and finds her out in the yard calmly planting petunias. He introduces himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Ford F150 truck for fifteen dollars and asks to know why she did it. “Well,” she says, “two days ago my husband left on a business trip. Yesterday I got a phone call from his boss and found out that he really ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn’t intend to come back.” “Oh, my goodness, I’m so sorry,” the father says. “But what does that have to do with my son and your truck?” “Well, this morning he called and told me he was stranded because he got robbed of his wallet with all his credit cards and cash. He told me to sell his new F150 and send him the money. So I did.” 😉
  20. Joke of the day 😉 A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?" The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." 😉
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