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Aussie_oi_oi

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  1. I would swap Paul in a nanosecond for another woman flat mate.
  2. Leora showering with the lights off.
  3. Totally agree!!
  4. Being a big fan Leora, I need to see more Leora and less of Paul.
  5. This is Peter Beavis vocal version of this song, backed up by my guitar (several tracks). The drums keyboards etc. I created from scratch using studio one software. Mark Knopfler's lyrics seem particularly apt just now. The last line would strike a chord with a few older Ukrainians who remember fighting alongside their Russian "brothers" against Hitler's brutal war machine. Please consider donating to the UNHCR's appeal to assist Ukrainian refugees: https://www.unrefugees.org.au/
  6. It will be found in Eva's poop soon 🤣
  7. Eva screwed his brains out
  8. Leora sleeping dreaming of her first B,G,G experience.
  9. Now that's something I would love to see!!!
  10. Shouldn't be to hard in Prague.
  11. I'm healthy clean and up for the challenge. I'm happy to help out 😁
  12. I feel Leora can up her game with new toys
  13. If I did it I'll get smashed ear from my wife 🤣
  14. I don't have any issue what Paul, I'll just love to see Leora to get back into bating again more often.
  15. What again, Eva is highly sexual.
  16. Oh no, bugger Leora gone to bed. An early night for her, she must be aging and needs her sleep 😢
  17. Perfect time to bate Leora, Paul is asleep
  18. Is Leora's bating slowing down? Due to any of the following. 1/ Period 2/ Having COVID-19 and not feeling sexy 3/ Paul fully satisfying her sexual needs 4/ Bored with her sex toys 5/Age Leora will always be number 1 for me but I'm drifting off to watch others bate due to the slowing down. 6/ Maybe me thinking she is in her prime early 20's. For me nothing better than watching Leora ass up in doggie bating. Love to see the butt plug used more lol. Being in the Christmas my wife and I are out socializing most nights, no down side as we have a wide circle of friend's. 7/ Maybe just me liking watching her bating and not into watching Paul making love to her.
  19. I'm happy to take one for the team and visit next time in Prague. On top of that I'll bring a slab of VB.
  20. Joke of the day 😉 A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?" She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?" The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and says, "What?" The man repeats his gestures, mouthing "EYE KNEE - THE RAKE." The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her, "What in the heck was that?" She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH" 😉
  21. Joke of the day 😉 A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: "Hi there good looking, how's it going?" She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it." He says: "No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?" 😉
  22. Joke. Of the day 😉 One Sunday, when counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. “Ma’am, I couldn’t help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate,” he stated. “Why yes,” she replied, “every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church.” The pastor replied, “That’s wonderful. But $1,000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this.. How much does he send you” The elderly woman answered, “$10,000 a week.” The pastor was amazed. “Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living” “He is a veterinarian,” she answered. “That’s an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money,” the pastor said. “Where does he practice” The woman answered proudly, “In Nevada. He has two cathouses – one in Las Vegas, and one in Reno.” 😉
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