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Paul is a breast at eating.

So do I

She does spread legs for guys a lot I've noticed.

Elettra's dude has his fingers up his ass while sleeping.

Is that her normal behavior's when bating?

Both sleeping comfortably and Eva too!!

Paul is back on the computer now

My Vote goes to the person whom can arrange Leora to get her ass up in the downward doggie more often.

Damn I must be a lesbian too, as I always end up with love juices on my face 🤣

Using Boxes Wrong How many of you love Chinese food? Well, most of us just eat Chinese food out of the box or pour it onto our plates. But this is not the right way to eat it. The takeout boxes are specifically designed in a way that we can use them as plates. With food inside the box, carefully pull the sides apart and eat it.

Joke of the day 😉 Lawyers should never ask a Texas Grandma a question If they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Texas small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair. 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What's 2 + 2? Blonde: Ummm... 4! Officer: What's the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummm... 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummm... I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow. The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!" 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A New York attorney representing a very wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. "Mr. O’Toole, I have some good news and I have some bad news." The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first." The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million ... and I think she could be right." The collector replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it? The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary.” 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A young blonde is in a Cessna 172 light airplane when the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The frantic young blonde calls out a May Day. “My pilot has had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly." She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. Everything will be fine! What is your height and position?" The blonde says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat." (After a long pause) "O.K." says the voice on the radio… "Now, repeat after me." "Our Father Who art in Heaven… …" 😉

Joke of the day 😉 An old prospector shuffled into town leading a tired old pack mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitching rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance . . . never really wanted to." A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied. When the last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds too and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ass?" The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir . . . but . . . I've always wanted to." There are a few lessons for us all here: Never be arrogant. Don't waste ammunition. Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are. Don't mess with old men . . . they didn't get old by being stupid! 😉

Joke of the day 😉 During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A woman was standing in front of the window in the maternity wing looking at her newborn baby when another new mom walked up beside her. She pointed at a baby and said, "Is that your baby boy there?" The first woman replied, "Why, yes it is." The second woman then pointed at a baby boy beside it and said, "That's my third child. We named him Beauregard Winston Baldwin the THIRD after his great great great grandfather, the famous Confederate general." "That's nice", said the first woman. The woman kept talking. "My husband is buying me a four carat diamond ring to celebrate his birth!" "That's nice", said the first woman again. ""When my second child was born, he gave me a brand new Mercedes Benz and took me to Tuscany for the summer", she bragged again. "That's nice", repeated the woman. "And when I birthed our first child, my husband bought a yacht, named it after me, and we sailed round the world!" she continued. "That's nice", said the first woman again. "Is this your first child? What did your husband buy you?" asked the second woman. The first woman turned to her and said, "When we found out I was pregnant, my husband sent me to charm school." "Charm school?!?!" The second woman asked incredulously. "Why?" "Yes, well", the woman said, "that's where I learned to say 'That's nice" instead of "Who gives a f#$ 😉

It would be the best 5 seconds of by life 🤣

Just watching the latest Leora bate from the Guest Room. 😍 🕶️Is there a better view than when she switches into the doggie position to finish her bate off. 🐶 😍 🐶😍 🐶 😍 🐶😍 🐶 😍 🐶😍 🐶 😍 🐶😍 🐶 😍 🐶😍 🐶 😍 🐶😍 🐶 😍 🐶😍 🐶 😍 🐶😍

What about Piper to B1. What's your thoughts?

I've got nothing to report on Esmi

I thought so.

Zaba did get a good fucking.