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Aussie_oi_oi

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  1. Kitty, Maya & Leora now there's a threesome worth watching.
  2. Great to see Leora cleaning her apartment. It noticeable that the apartment was getting quite messy.
  3. Just really surprised how messy Leora letting the apartment get. Gee look at the kitchen, very alike Leora.
  4. Padlock Hole If you look at a padlock closely, you'll notice that there is a little hole at the bottom. Do you know what purpose does it serve? Well, it allows water that gets inside the padlock to drain easily and it is also used to pour oil into the lock so that it doesn't get jammed up.
  5. If I was Leora's partner there's no-way I would be sleeping on the couch in the guest room.
  6. Only one change would Paul out and me in 🤣
  7. I'll buy a ticket to that show.
  8. KFC chippy's are to die for. If you don't believe me ask Eva.
  9. Now Paul is going to sleep in the Guest room Leora can .......
  10. I agree with you. Pretty clear to me too. 🛍️
  11. Great to hear. I'm been busy the last 2 days as we have had major flooding and storms. My 4 car garage roof collapsed.
  12. TattsLotto ✓ Results | Australia's Official Lotteries | The Lott WWW.THELOTT.COM Official Site - View the latest Saturday TattsLotto results, check your ticket or search past draws at the Lott today...
  13. Mate, come-on you live in the Creek Islands.... You should be doing wine, women and dancing. Dam, I know what I'll be doing.
  14. I wondering what Paul charges to change an iphone 12 battery? Apple quoted me $74.
  15. It's noticeable that Leora apartment is getting messy. Guest room, bed unmade and the kitchen. Just saying is Leora getting a little lazy? I still wouldn't kick her out of the bed.
  16. Leora back in bed after a toilet stop.
  17. Can you supply the Tattslotto numbers for this Saturday night?
  18. Joke of the day 😉 A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write." 😉
  19. Joke of the day 😉 When I was about 9 years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a friend of his, someone who I didn't even know. When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to pass. Then a man approached me and said, 'Enjoy life kid, be happy because time flies. Look at me now, I didn't enjoy it.' Then he passed his hand over my head and left. My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person. When I looked in the coffin, I was horrified to see that the man in the coffin was the same man who had spoken to me! I was so traumatised I couldn't sleep properly. I had terrible nightmares. I was terrified of being alone. I couldn't sleep without a night light for many years. I saw many psychologists, endured much turmoil throughout my adolescent years. It got better as I aged, but I would still occasionally wake up screaming in fear. Years later, I discovered something incredible that changed my life... The dead bastard had a twin.
  20. Secret Underwear Pocket Most women's underwear has a secret pocket, right? What is the purpose of that pocket? It is meant to fit tampons or other small items. How many of you already knew that?
  21. Why Place Small Buttons So Randomly On Jeans? Anyone who wears jeans most probably noticed all the extra buttons on their pants, mostly around the pockets. These are actually button rivets which are strategic spots to ensure the jeans don't get rip or wear out. It was the idea of legendary Levi Strauss and he owns the patent to the rivets.
  22. The Purpose of Extra Holes In Sneakers You must've noticed some extra holes at the top of your shoes and wondered what their purpose is. Well, if you are prone to blisters then theses extra holes make you tie your shoes a much tighter. Simply place the shoelaces in the extra holes (make sure you do in the opposite direction) so that you can create a loop on each side. It will give you a tighter lock as compared to what you achieve by tying your shoes normally.
  23. Joke of the day 😉 Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?' His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth. 'Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse’ ‘Oh,’ Little Hunter said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.' 😉
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