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    Dos she have any hair down there.
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    Most likely Taylor
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    She likely has used it but being under the blanket.
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    He'll have his cock ring handy just in case.
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    It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No", says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married." "Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible… But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?" The man shakes his head. "No", he says. "They’re all at the funeral."
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    A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning. The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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    Patient: "Doc, my bum hurts..." Doctor: "Where specifically does it hurt?" Patient: "Right around the entrance." Doctor: "Yeah well that's the exit. As long as you think it's an entrance, it'll continue to hurt."
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    A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window. For a second, everything was quiet in the cab. Then the driver said, "Look, mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver — I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
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    A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What was that all about?”
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    One day Max went to see Carl. Carl had a big swollen nose. “Whoa, what happened, Carl?”, Max asked. “I sniffed a brose,” Carl replied. “What?”, Max said. “There’s no ‘b’ in rose!” Carl replied, “There was in this one!”
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    During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?" He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now." I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense." He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
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    Putin is held hostage by a terrorist. A Russian truckdriver stops at the back of a long queue on the motorway. He sees a policeman walking down the line of stopped cars to briefly talk to the drivers. As the policeman approaches the truck, the truckdriver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?" Policeman: "A terrorist is holding Putin hostage in a car. He's demanding 10 million rubles, or he'll douse Putin in petrol and set him on fire. So we're asking drivers for donations." Driver: "Oh, ok. How much do people donate on average." Policeman: "About a gallon."
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    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied: "Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
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    Don't know what the need to wash it for she done that yesterday. She hardly goes anywhere for it to get dirty on a daily basis. I guess someone has to keep the Shampoo Manufacturers in business.
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    Chloe & Chuck have departed the VHTV project.
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    Has been done. Thanks
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    Or someone with a bigger dick.
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    Musk launches poll on whether he should quit as Twitter CEO WWW.MSN.COM (Reuters) -Twitter CEO Musk launched a poll on the social media platform on Sunday asking whether he should step down as head of...
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    So much for Climate Change and Global Warming theories.
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    Enough of the nit picking and nattering one another. There is a Rants & Flames Topic if one wants to rip each other a corn chute. Please get this back on topic. I see 9 pages and at least 6 of them have no bearing whatsoever about the apartment B#4.
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    First off Cam Caps is not run by RLC. Cam Caps has no affiliation with RLC whatsoever. Cam Caps & RLC are two separate entities. Secondly the reason for Third Party Host posting is because back in July 2017 Cam Caps servers got shutdown from having posted attachments. It took Admin and myself around 30 Hours to delete the thousands of Pictures and Videos from a DMCA Takedown Order with Cam Caps being offline for 36 Hours. Going forward a decision was made for posts to be done through a Third Party Host. The DMCA Orders now go to the Third Party Host and not Cam Caps directly. Finally Noldus is not the owner of RLC. He knows more than others is by following Tenants Social Media Accounts.
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    That's the Cream of the Crop in Barcelona.
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    Dasha has always been RLC with the odd appearance awhile back on VHTV. Tasha I believe was previously on VHTV and is on RLC for her first time. If this is not correct then maybe @Noldus can clarify better.
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    No action in this apartment for a few days unless one counts Yanai playing video games as action.
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