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    A Mormon and an Irishman are on a plane. A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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    A poor man meets a rich man around Christmas. The poor man asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The poor man asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them." The poor man nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The poor man thinks about it for a second and replies, "A pair of slippers and a dildo." The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The poor man astutely responds, "This way, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself."
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    One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!" The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place." "That's a great idea!" says Einstein. "Let's switch places then!" So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it. But in the crowd, there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won't be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question. The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response. The driver looks at him, dead in the eye, and says : "Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me."
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    Truth is there is no Easter Bunny! So where does the term Easter derive from.
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    When people fuck it gives others a job. It helps keep the Condom Manufacturers in business.
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    I could.
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    Must have a hangnail.
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    She can stay out all night long if she wants. Will make this topic much more quieter.
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    At least he keeps the Condom Distributors in business.
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    What do you expect them to do. Do you get nude and flaunt your stuff when you go visiting others.
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    Don't think so. Hotscopes would have their watermark pasted on it.
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    Lots of Bulls as well.
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    Of course, that's her life. The gift of gab.
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    Maybe she takes Lasix.
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    That's one of the reasons I prefer having a cat. I never have to take it out for walks or have to clean up any surprises. Just scoop a litterbox a couple times a day.
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    If they have to go bad enough they'll leave them presents around the apartment.
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    What enjoyment is there to derive from having something shoved up their ass. The ass was made for exiting purposes, not entering.
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    Work is Hard & Demanding at the Glory Hole.
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    I don't understand the logic as to why they would let this couple back online.
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    Bella has departed the VHTV project.
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    We'll be under 100,000 either Friday or Saturday. There was an update to the Forum Software sometime in March and fixed how Cam Caps communicated with the SEO. Ever since that update the Ratings have been improving on a daily basis. Alexa is being retired May 1st so the only stats will be from Similarweb which only updates once a month instead of daily like Alexa. It likely updates daily but one will have to pay some $$$ if they want daily results.
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