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StnCld316

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  1. He's looking for money or wanting to know when his next conjugal visit is.
  2. Nope. The natives would block it from happening.
  3. A poor family lives on a farm and they rely on their chickens for income. One morning, the father walks outside to find the chicken coop empty and the corpses of chickens on the ground. "There’s nothing that could help get us out of poverty now," says the dad as he shoots himself. The mom walks outside and sees the dad and the chickens on the ground. "I can't live without my husband," she says as she shoots herself with her husband's gun. The daughter walks outside and sees her mother, father, and the dead chickens. "I can't live any longer without my family," she says as she jumps into the river and kills herself. The oldest son, 23 years old, walks outside looking for the family and sees them all dead. "Is there anyway to bring them back," he yells at the sky. Poof! A magical fairy appears out of thin air. "I will bring your whole family back to life, even the chickens," she says, "if you can fuck me 5 times in a row. If not, I get to kill you." The boy fucks her 2 times in a row and he dies. The middle son, 19 years old, comes out and sees the fairy. She gives him the same offer as his brother. "I will bring your whole family back to life, even the chickens," she says, "if you can fuck me 5 times in a row. If not, I get to kill you." The son agrees to do it but can only do it 4 times. He dies. The youngest son, 15 years old, comes out and is given the same offer. "I will bring your whole family back to life, even the chickens," she says, "if you can fuck me 5 times in a row. If not I get to kill you." The son says, "What if I fuck you 10 times in a row?" The fairy thinks. She says, "I will bring back your family and grant you fortune. The son says, "What if I fuck you 20 times in a row?" She thinks again and says, "I will bring back your family, grant you fortune, and give you a mansion." The son thinks and says, "What if I fuck you 30 times in a row?" She thinks and says, "I will bring back your family and ensure that your family bloodline remains rich for the next generations to come." The son says, "Wait, how do I know you’ll survive it?" "What do you mean?" says the fairy. "The chickens didn't."
  4. She can move in with Elaine then they can lick the splits.
  5. Will look after it. Thanks
  6. Has been taken care of. Rather than create a new topic for one page I just removed the name from the topic title. Thanks
  7. DO NOT DELETE THIS TOPIC!
  8. OK I see now. When I made the 2021 Archive I forgot to insert the item needed to correct the issue. I'll fix it.
  9. He must see it. I see he has posted some videos within it.
  10. Videos - Mirukawa & Dantez This is a Premium Members Only Video Topic. Do Not Place any Third Party Hosted Content in this Topic. Please Use the Attachments Feature Provided. Only Videos from This Apartment Only.
  11. Pictures - Mirukawa & Dantez This is a Premium Members Only Picture Topic. Do Not Place any Third Party Hosted Content in this Topic. Please Use the Attachments Feature Provided. Only Pictures from This Apartment Only.
  12. RLC slowly closing down the Barcelona Boondoggle.
  13. It's still UM. Maybe the Martina & Alberto saga has hit its limits.
  14. Bogdan he can go missing forever, no one will miss his sorry ass.
  15. Have no clue as to where. I don't watch them much.
  16. That was short lived.
  17. They tired themselves out then went to their own rooms to sleep.
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