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    But what IS it? A dog/cat/bear in a space suit? That's clearly the Russian flag on the suit, so is it a bearonaut? Dogonaut? Catonaut? 😄
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    Yep, you're right, what the hell was I thinking. I was hoping it would be put there so they would HAVE to move cam-7. And once again, the floorplan on VH is totally off-scale. I'm trusting Kjeld's 3D plans from now on.
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    Dang, that's a hell of a bandage on her arm. I only get a lil band-aid when I go. Maybe they had to stab her several times before striking oil?
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    Any bets on where it's going to go? Not much room left in that place. It's too wide to fit in either office space, so I'm going guess against this long wall in the bedroom. What say you? (also it seems kind of rickety to handle anything heavier than 357 stuffed ducks)
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    @Le5b0 it doesn't appear as though Nina is taking your good advice very seriously... slouchmaster
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    And her white fully-buttoned spread collar Brooks Brothers shirt 😉
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    Oh if only, in my next life, I could be Breakfast. Or Lunch. *sigh* 🥰
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    Very interesting visit. Since it involves both apartments, I'm posting in both forums. First pic shows what appears to be businesswoman Nina giving them their VH paycheck in the envelope. The next pic shows what appears to be a serious discussion centered primarily with and about Karina. It looks like Boss Nina and her muscle, Kira. Don Nina and her consigliere, Kira. I noticed Masha hardly says a word, and looks quite concerned. (Lex is at the bar table). Their visit lasted a total of 10 minutes, and after N&K leave, things get a little... awkward... between K and M&L. K goes out to the loggia and rolls a doob, M&L leave the apartment. VERY curious about what is going on. Right now, 0200, they are having what appears to be a powwow in the living room, Karina flanked on each side. Did Karina violate some rule or something? Was her male visitor the other night not allowed? We will certainly never know.
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    Very interesting visit. Since it involves both apartments, I'm posting in both forums. First pic shows what appears to be businesswoman Nina giving them their VH paycheck in the envelope. The next pic shows what appears to be a serious discussion centered primarily with and about Karina. It looks like Boss Nina and her muscle, Kira. Don Nina and her consigliere, Kira. I noticed Masha hardly says a word, and looks quite concerned. Their visit lasted a total of 10 minutes, and after N&K leave, things get a little... awkward... between K and M&L. K goes out to the loggia and rolls a doob, M&L leave the apartment. VERY curious about what is going on. Right now, 0200, they are having what appears to be a powwow in the living room, Karina flanked on each side. Did Karina violate some rule or something? Was her male visitor the other night not allowed? We will certainly never know.
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    Kira wearing her cute matching PJs tonight, which is odd, it seems like very mild weather in Peter tonight. Err, this morning.
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    ME TOO!
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    So, converting, at maximum, just less than 4 miles. 45 minutes to travel 4 miles? Innnnnteresting....! 😉
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    Farewells at 0238. A fun time had by all. Kira couldn't wait to get those tight jeans off. And now devouring leftovers (because it's poor etiquette to eat more than your guests) - Kira, always the perfect hostess. 🥰
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    On replay (of course), I saw M & L's arrival at 2117, so I went to their apartment and found when they left there - 2028. So that means, in my limited math skilz, it's a 45 minute travel time between point A and point B, assuming they didn't stop somewhere in between. They brought some paperwork, and a bagful of more stuff N & K left behind. I imagine they will be finding their stuff in the apt for the next few months LOL. They got the tour, had some fun with the cats, had a sushi dinner, and now have been playing this game for hours. I bet Masha is going crazy, wanting to devour Kira like she did to Karina in Kjeld's post. And I swear, Lex only owns one shirt - FUCK - because I've never seen him wear anydamnthing else, except for a crusty robe. Hopefully his next VH paycheck will be enough for him to buy some new clothes.
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    I saw this subject in the forum, and was intrigued. So many people scared of being discovered as a member of CCF? Ooookay, whatevs, that's not me. As some of you may already know but many lurkers may not, I am an American truck driver by trade. I have a graduate degree in English, and I should be teaching high school right now. Instead, I drive a big bright red Kenworth W900 84 sleeper, because, sadly, driving a truck pays a hell of a lot more than teaching does. I do long hauls and short hauls up and down the East coast, primarily I-81 and I-95. I also do TJ on the side, along with snowplowing in the winter. I have a dog named Fred, two cats Mooch and Minnie, and a 200 gallon fish tank with 30 fish. I live in the middle of bumfucked Virginia, surrounded by trees, and if any of you hackers really want to take the time and effort to discover where the hell I am, GOOD LUCK. I'm not sure how much more honest I can get here. Other than the fact that I love Nina & Kira. But everyone knows that already. That being said and established, here is my most recent and true story, for @HarleyFatboy. Last week, 1 July, I was heading I-81 South to a retail drop in Harrisonburg. If you've ever been on I-81 north OR south, you know it's a complete shit stew. Especially when it's 90+ degrees. Soooo... I'm sitting there in my cab (RedJenn), scritching Fred behind the ears, listening to and singing some Charlie Daniels (ironically), in the right lane, inching 2 feet ahead every minute, when I look over to my left, out my cab window, and see this absolutely gorgeous blonde with the biggest boobs I've ever seen barely contained in a bikini top behind the wheel of a classic convertible Mercedes 380. Oy VEY! JACKPOT! So of course, like any respectable trucker, I give her a quick two toots on my horn to let her know I appreciate the view. She looked over at me and winked, a lot like Christie Brinkley did to Clark Griswold in Vacation. And then... ...and then... ...and then "she" pulled her short shorts apart and produced the biggest most disgusting COCK I've ever seen in my life!! JESUS H MOTHER MARY OF GOD WHY????? STOP IT! STOPPPPPPP IT!!!! Luckily the left lane was moving faster than the right lane, and I did not see this abomination again. Even Fred was traumatized. Oh the stories I could tell...
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    I'm surprised they don't employ a sona sound machine to help them sleep. You know, the kind you can choose between ocean waves, rainfall, white noise, whatever. But it is completely silent in their bedroom! (aside from the ghosts, aka B&S). I've seen them try guided meditation and even ASMR (which I do), but they prefer a silent bedroom - not even a box fan. Kira can cat-nap on a dime, and as long as Nina has SugarDuck, she's good to go. I couldn't handle that complete silence, I need at least the sound of a fan running. Plus Fred, I guess he's my Sugar Duck equivalent LOL.
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    The new pillow is obviously for Nina. Kira looks absolutely exhausted. Bathroom pic - why are Breakfast and Lunch being sequestered to the bathroom so much? Also, notice through the bathroom window, there is a brick wall, which doesn't jive with Kjeld's floorplan. Very interesting.
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    Never mind, there she is! Bringing up the rear. She does love to bring up the rear. I haven't seen that cute blue-white hoodie before. Must be a new purchase also. It looks great.
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    Shopping night - er, morning. Lots of cat stuff, plus a new pillow. It looks like Nina went solo on this one, no Kira to be found. 🤔
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    Hahaha I was just checking this out on replay, and took a few interesting snaps. Mr. Handsome Installer took 1.5 hours to install this small stove! He spent most of the time at the table writing stuff in a notebook???? I can install a new range in 15 minutes! But, in this case, I would definitely need at least 5 hours. 😁 However, he did take a break to take a selfie with Breakfast (or Lunch) on his head - what a good sport! LOL In the other pics, Nina is not happy with the gap behind the range, and for good reason. It needs some kind of backsplash, which I have no doubt they will come up within a few days. Now they must spend some time removing the stench of "male" from the apartment LOL
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    Okay, I hate to sound like a broken record here, or like some creepy audiophile, but once again, I HEAR DEAD PEOPLE. There is a SOUND - in the hall - cam 10 - that sounds like a woman moaning or sighing. It isn't exactly rhythmic, but it happens frequently. It's a female sound, not a dog, not a cat, not a duck, not a machine, but clearly human, IMO. It's a "honk" and it shouldn't be there, that often. I watch cam-10 when they are out, to catch them arriving home, so I get to hear these bizarre noises. Watch and listen from 07:41:00 till 07:41:40 (I can only provide a pic of the time frame). WHAT do YOU hear? Is it a sigh, a moan? What is it? Remember the sound in K/M/L? Are all of these Russian apartments filled with demons and ghosts that only cams can detect? Or am I just going bonkers from watching too many "Unsolved Mysteries" on YouTube late at night. I'd say the latter. But there IS an unexplainable sound there.
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    Understood, and my bottle of Old Spice shampoo lasts about a year, since I have just a little bit more hair on my head than Stone Cold Steve Austin. In fact, we look a lot alike. 😁
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    Speaking of missing items, I haven't seen Hairball working lately, if at all, in the new place. Is this Hairball here, beside the stick vacuum? It doesn't seem like he has much purpose in life now, with all these levels in the new apt. 🤔 Poor Hairball. 😔
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    But WHERE? The kitchen is jam packed as it is, there's no room for a regular dishwasher, unless there is another secret hidey hole we don't know about. I still haven't seen where the clothes washer is, I assume the bathroom, some how.
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    I have one bottle of Old Spice shampoo, one bar of yellow Dial soap, since I seem to be one of the few men on Earth that still uses bar soap, and about 26 small tiny pieces of yellow Dial soap that, like you, some day I will melt together to make one big bar of yellow Dial soap. But in my other three bathrooms, there are various and sundry bottles of female product that various and sundry former "friends" have left behind in their hasty retreat to escape. 😂
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