"But she likes it" Whatever! Go ahead and wrap that bullshit around your conscious like a warm blanket. I've seen it, and it looks to me like he likes it a hell of a lot more then she does.
I literally just came like 10 minutes ago and it won't go away. It's 1230. I have to get up in 5 hours, but all I want is a guy to fuck the living shit out of me. Oh, the agony!
Oh, fuck! I left my charger at home. You guys won't be hearing much from me until tomorrow night. Ugh!!!!!! BTW, I returned my pretty iPhone 7+ and got a Galaxy S8+. Much better!
"Come on VV, I'm the sex instructor damn it, let me show you the ropes"! VV, "Eh, shut up Robert. Come back when you're not too chicken shit to have sex with the lights on. Oh, and stop with the ropes, you look like an idiot. No seriously, a real idiot."
I just want to know who was in the right and who was being a prick. Without that knowledge this whole thing falls flat for me. Maybe they'll move to Camarads.