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She's well versed on the Incas😁👍 Smartass!!😁

Somebody told them you were coming to visit so they fucked off😀.Elaine said she likes old duffers so she'll be waiting for you.😁👍

Hi Rob,it might seem that way(not the turd bit😀)there's a lot of family stuff going on at the moment and quite frankly I don't know if my arse is bored or punched😁.Sister in law with early onset,renovations in my house,some legal stuff,fighting with Tui to get money back,it's doing my head in so the rust isn't setting in it's actually keeping me on my toes to the detriment of trying to deal with you😀.But keep the hassle coming pal😀.You'll always get a reply of some sort👍

Okey dokey👍

C'mon pal I had to come up with something anything to repolish my slightly tarnished grammatical image😁.I've got to, believe in my own bullshit surely.😀😀👍

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Good morning buddy,You're correct of course but who's checking.You're name should be on you're local who's who of proofreaders possibly located in you're local library.Who's you're local librarian anyway?.😁Have I passed the test pal.😀😀😀👍👍

Ok you win👍for once I dunno what to say, a rare occurrence.😀If you were slagging me off it would make replying a lot easier,this being nice doesn't sit right😁👍

Cool as a cucumber pal👍I'm busy trying to set up a Rob Fan Club but all of the replys are either"your joking" or "whose Rob" or simply laughing emojis.😁😁.I'm devastated for you.😀👍

Oh for fucks sake!!!and you've got the cheek to talk about me!!😁

Whose that then?😁👍

Over active prat more like😁👍

What?that he's a clapped out OAP?😁👍

What the fuck is "prowness"and what a load of disillusioned bullshit😁👍.

For fucks sake JB,Maddie's his girlfriend now😁👍

That's the bit the chat comes from JB😁👍

Sooooo fucking interesting I can hardly tear myself away pal😁👍

You go Ash👍👍

HI Slender,yeh your right we should be talking about cams placement,tenants hygiene,who should be shut down,who would be better fucking who,quality of the product,who holds the best party's,all brand new interesting subject matter!!!.Seems to be ok for most members but personally boring as fuck.JMO.

You've banged on about it often enough!!

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Funny you should mention that JB,it's the only language I can't speak😁👍 Footnote for JB: Myself,wife and granddaughter had a bar lunch today in the Justinlees pub near where I live in Dalkeith.I asked the manager if you were in but no luck.👍😁

Too old for all that malarkey now,😁thinking about what you would like to do and actually being able to do it are two completely different things.As long as I stay fit and healthy,and the gob and brain function ok I'm happy(obviously not my American friend happy😁).I leave all that to you young guys(male and female) which rules out that old goat living in Somerset👍😁.But thanks for the thought Slender mate.👍

C'mon Slender mate Milly's been given the elbow😁it's all about Maddie now.👍