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Dave 27

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  1. Imagine not being able to spell post!!πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
  2. What stupid bastard moved the houses?πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
  3. Hi Just, guaranteed that "machine" will never be used or seen again.What a joke!!.I'm assuming it was all a stunt?.VWP? Not a chance.πŸ˜€
  4. Watt?,it's revolting!!!πŸ˜€ P.S.Me and the missus have been on a short break at Loch Lomond.My daughter and partner had a Groupon Voucher for three days at the Inn on Loch Lomond but had to back out due to work commitments so they gave it to us free gratis.Beautiful part of the country,just wrong season of the year but it was a very pleasant wee breakπŸ‘.First time over the Erskine bridge!!!.
  5. Imagine if in Germany they paid you 3500 euros to spend lengthy periods in front of your computer!!!?πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
  6. There is a research Lab.near Edinburgh which carry's out tests on males and females of varying ages. Example:A middle aged female relative of mine did a three week test(not allowed home)for Aspirin which involved a number of people taking two different strengths and a placebo.I won't bore you with the details of how it all worked but she received Β£925 for it. Footnote:She was bored out of her skull and swore she would never do it again!!!.
  7. Lemon is an anagram of MelonπŸ˜€Just sayin'πŸ˜€
  8. I think she is Finnish and speaks Russian and English as a 2nd and 3rd language!!!?πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
  9. So she's not an English teacher?.πŸ˜€πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
  10. What part of England does she come from?πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
  11. Hi buddy,a lot of it was based on UK TV stuff so you are excusedπŸ˜€πŸ‘
  12. Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair Said Simple Simon to the pieman what have you got there? Pies ya stupid bastardπŸ˜€
  13. A Billionaire from Tom and Jerry thoughπŸ˜€ Simple guy, simple tastes palπŸ‘πŸ‘
  14. It took me a while but I think I've just about cracked itπŸ˜„ I'm struggling a bit with Balamory though but that's another storyπŸ˜‰ P.S.You'll be getting Smartass stuck in front of balloon if your not carefulπŸ˜„πŸ‘
  15. Now if I had a pound for every episode of the "Tubbies" I had to watch!!!!!πŸ˜€
  16. For you two that'll be C Beebies then!!πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
  17. Will you send me a cable when you do?πŸ˜€
  18. Yep Sky's the limit with this oneπŸ˜€
  19. I just spotted this palπŸ˜€ She is dishy thoughπŸ˜€πŸ˜€
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