Dave 27

Sorry pal,but am as thick as mince!!😀Anyway what's a fruity drink got to do with anything😀😀

Very uplifting😀

Balloon!!!

A team of Highland farm boys decided to climb Ben Nevis.They borrowed a van load of equipment and set off. Unfortunately,they only got about forty feet up before they ran out of scaffolding😀

A Scotsman and an Englishman were in the jungle together.Suddenly a lion appeared in the distance. The Scotsman immediately pulled off his heavy boots and started to put on a pair of trainers. "What's the use of that"said the Englishman"you'll never outrun a lion" "No ,but I'll outrun you ," said the Scotsman😀

Cheers pal,I was just about to tuck into my fry-up😀

I would like to shake the necks of these idiots who are stockpiling and depriving other people the chance to buy essential goods. Supermarkets have to limit amounts on some items!!!!!

She only "lacked eight" employees to make her business successful 😀

Explain please!!,I'm losing the will to live!!!!

The condition of all the sofas in all the Apt's right now constitutes a health hazard. Ask yourself,if invited would you sit on them?

Ok thanks,Just and his weird sense of humour!!. Are Lisa and Grant still managers?

I heard she used to own a company but it went bust😀

No flights to USA from UK from Monday midnight.Sensible.

Hi Just pal,what do you mean?.Lisa's shop for uniforms??

If my memory serves me correctly the first time she appeared on VH she was flat watching for M&H and was very modest to begin with.Obviously that all changed!!!!.M&H probably reponsible.I can't be arsed to check the archives. P.S.17 days till VH Sub expires and not renewing.

Who or what the f*** is Serbore&Melbore!!!?C'mon Slender gimme a break!!!!😥

I've told you many times before: Cloud cuckooland is a carefree happy place.😀😀

Thanks Rob,delicately put as usual.😀I'm fucked if I know how anybody knows who all these people are!!.If their name isn't on the list of tenants I'm stuffed😟

Who's Kara?

Got to milk it for what I can get😀

That would have been titillating 😀

What's the difference between a wedding and a wake in Scotland? There's one less drunk at a wake!!😀

An Englishman on holiday at Loch Ness stands at the bar in the local pub and says to the Barman Huh,your country may be very beautiful but take away your lochs and mountains,and what have you got'? The barman slowly turns while drying a glass and replies 'England'😀

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll hold this two up!!😀

There's no fooling you eh!!!😀