Robwin Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwin Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!' Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.' Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob". 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwin Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?". His teacher replies "NO" Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me". "OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies. Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger". She again says "NO". "But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again. "Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher. Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON" Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 How many bones in the human hand? Just a handful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave 27 Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Rastus:Hey Lulu-belle is that you new boyfriend lulu-belle:It sure is.Thats Rambuie. Rastus:Ain't that some kind of fancy liquor Lulu-belle:That's my boy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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letsdothis Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They don’t meet the koalafications. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can’t bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Man: "Do you know how much it costs to rent a church singing group? Priest: "My son, do you mean a choir?" Man: "Fine, Father, do you know how much it is to acquire a church singing group?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsdothis Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Upon arrival at the tree, the lumberjack started to swing his axe when the tree suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!” The lumberjack grinned and said, “And you will dialogue!” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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