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On 4/17/2019 at 8:44 PM, Foamy T. Squirrel said:

Anything new here in this thread? I mean, I've been through a few presidents.

I think I'll go visit the Brexit thread and have a cup of tea. Cold. With Vodka, ol' boy.

This is for you Foamy 😉

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A teacher asked her class how many of them were  "Bernie Sanders fans".


Not really knowing what a "Bernie Sanders fan" is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands...except for Little Johnny.


The teacher asked Little Johnny why he didn't raise his hand?


Little Johnny said....'Because I'm not a Bernie Sanders fan.'


The teacher asked....'Why aren't you a Bernie Sanders fan?'


Johnny said....'Because I'm a Conservative.'


The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered.....'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'


Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked....'If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'


Little Johnny replied..... 'A  Bernie Sanders fan.'

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