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56 minutes ago, lazyeye said:

jerk off twice before going to the beach ....that should kill any urge to get hard ....

 

Piss! I'd be happy with just once anymore! 😄

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13 hours ago, TBG 150 said:

Piss! I'd be happy with just once anymore! 😄

Me too Big Guy,I can remember back in the day it would get so hard i would have to push it down to keep from pissing on my stomach,  but now i have to hold it up to keep from pissing in my shoe's.        that's so sad GIF by Arika Sato

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On 4/26/2021 at 5:35 PM, TBG 150 said:

Piss! I'd be happy with just once anymore! 😄

As the old saying goes.

 

My nookie days are over-
my pilot light is out,
what used to be my sex appeal-
is now my water spout.

Time was when of its own record-
from my trousers it would spring,
but now I've got a full time job-
to find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing-
the way it would behave,
for every single morning-
it would stand and watch me shave.

As my old age approaches-
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its little head,
and watch me tie my shoes!

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