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If you like corporal or capital punishment, I have the perfect criminal girl friend for you. She requires only a bit of vaseline and the loving heart of a friendly squirrel.

Just be kind and for god's sake, don't release her into the "general" population:

 

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I've got other problems to cry about much bigger than Peter Sutcliffe.

Like the bathroom towel rack that fell off the wall today...dang, but life is hard in the big city...

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2 hours ago, Jonno said:

And what a massive problem that is to fix... Send the wife round and have it fixed in no time. 😂

My kinda girl!

If you were down the street, furry friend, I'd have it fixed for you already.

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4 hours ago, TBG 150 said:

My kinda girl!

If you were down the street, furry friend, I'd have it fixed for you already.

It must be a very small towel rail?

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