Slipper Guyquad Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 God clearly had a sense of humour when he created Woman, after all, he put the Playground right next to the Sewage farm. 1
pulo filipe Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along 3
pulo filipe Posted October 1, 2021 Posted October 1, 2021 What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk." 3
pulo filipe Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! 3
letsdothis Posted October 3, 2021 Posted October 3, 2021 When my wife told me that the Prime Minister of Canada got re-elected, I thought she was lying. It’s Trudeau. 2
pulo filipe Posted October 4, 2021 Posted October 4, 2021 Two friends are talking: My doctor told me I must stop playing football. What?! Is he sure? Did he examine you properly? Not really. But he did see me playing. 2
albundy1089 Posted October 4, 2021 Author Posted October 4, 2021 A couple quick hits I asked my girlfriend to tell me something that would make me happy and sad at the same time She thought for a second, “Your dick is bigger than all your friends…” My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something. A coworker of mine comes up to me He says, “What’s up man? I have a question for you” “Ok” I reply “Imagine you go camping with some other guys. One night you all are doing a lot of drinking. You wake up in the morning with your pants down to your ankles and Vaseline in your butthole. Would you tell any body about that?” He asks “Hell no!” I answer “Great” he says. “Wanna go camping? 3
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