van the man Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Lucas has muscles, Paul has muscles and Daniel has muscles but each of them can't manage a decent fuck longer than 10 minutes but pot belly Anton can last for hours! Women should stop judging a book by its cover! It's the weedy ones who have all the sexual power! Muscles simply drain a mans sexual energy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenKraft Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I hear a bunch of older gentlemen chiming in, "Yeah! Damn straight; I'll tell you what!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buster Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Daniel is one the better performers. Anton only has stamina but doesn't really fuck Alina all that hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StnCld316 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Daniel is one the better performers. Anton only has stamina but doesn't really fuck Alina all that hard. Anton only has stamina if he can be lured away from the video games other than that he's totally useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Women judge a man by only four statistics: 1) He pays attention to her and buys her chocolate. 2) He has a sense of humor. 3) He can defend her, either by physical force or by virtue of intellect. 4) He has money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buster Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Women judge a man by only four statistics: 1) He pays attention to her and buys her chocolate. 2) He has a sense of humor. 3) He can defend her, either by physical force or by virtue of intellect. 4) He has money. 5) He's good in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 5) He's good in bed. I left that one out because of it's complexity. Some want the G-spot, some want the clit, some don't care as long as they feel loved. I also forgot #6: They like flowers. Buy them flowers. That, and chocolate, is a free ticket out of the dog-house if you've been a bad boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buster Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 You can sum up flowers or chocolate with "gifts." Women just want guys to spend money on them and spoil them. And I'd argue jewlry trumps flowers and chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 You can sum up flowers or chocolate with "gifts." Women just want guys to spend money on them and spoil them. And I'd argue jewlry trumps flowers and chocolate. And pink Cadillacs. Don't forget to buy them pink Cadillacs. Or a pony. They fucking love ponies. And they love men who dress properly. I'll bet Karen and Oceane and Sally and Kitten and Tay(!) all love a sharp dressed man... ;) ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 All that I have to do is just leave a simple greeting card by the coffee pot in the morning. It simply shows that you took the time to think of her and that you care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 TBG is more romantic than his avatar. I wouldn't have guessed that you cared. Now, where the fuck are my pecans? And don't leave 'em by the alligator pen. Your back patio door will do just fine every fucking morning. Thank you for showing you care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Of course I am. I didn't survive 26 years with the same babe being a nasty prick. That's where many go wrong and their relationship dwindles. You don't pay attention to each other. Grab her ass, kiss her, tell her she's a cutie, take her and pull her panties down, in the hall way if need be and fuck her brains out up against the wall. She'll love you for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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