woodworker Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 And if you've seen the Deadwood series like Foamy and I have, then you know that in the real west it was very popular and even customary to call someone that you didn't like, 'a cunt'. Apparently to them back then, it was the lowest thing that you could call a person, and even to this day it carry's with it some pretty heavy connotations. Still, when you think back to the old westerns you've watched when you were a kid, it's pretty hard to imagine Randolph Scott or Roy Rogers calling someone a cunt. Randolph Scott whilst leaning up against the bar talking to a mean cowpoke: "I hear you bin lookin fer me, cunt." "Well now that you found me, I'm calling you out, you stinkin cunt." I mean, what would our mothers have thought, while in the kitchen and overhearing this coming out of the television back then in the fifties and sixties? It just wouldn't have seemed right. And no amount of explanations would have sufficed! "Aw Ma, That's just being historically accurate for the times, they don't mean anything by it." CLICK:.. Off it would go. No more Randolph Scott, or Hop a Long Cassidy, or Roy Rogers, or Lone Ranger, or anything! Finito! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 But I don't know what I would call my saloon? Any suggestions? Woody's House of Ill Repute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Oh, I'd have to have me some of them thar dancing girls and ladies of the night. The place wouldn't be no fun otherwise. And maybe one of them thar out of tune piana's just to liven things up a bit. Yep pardner, that, along with the sound of silver dollars dropping all over the place would be very gratifyin to me. But as you know, a place like that takes two to manage, because there's bound to be some unhappy customers and ya need someone thar to watch yer back. So what'll say, how's bout fifty fifty, and we can drink a toast to lady luck, and our good fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozi Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 And you'll need a town drunk to hang around. I'll volunteer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 How funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Oh, I'd have to have me some of them thar dancing girls and ladies of the night. The place wouldn't be no fun otherwise. And maybe one of them thar out of tune piana's just to liven things up a bit. Yep pardner, that, along with the sound of silver dollars dropping all over the place would be very gratifyin to me. But as you know, a place like that takes two to manage, because there's bound to be some unhappy customers and ya need someone thar to watch yer back. So what'll say, how's bout fifty fifty, and we can drink a toast to lady luck, and our good fortune. Don't be fergetting, we gotta pay some dudes to bring up the sled... ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodworker Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 And don't forget Woo. We have to have Woo, with his pigs, or things will begin to pile up real quick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy T. Squirrel Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Chinese laundries were for cleaning the dirt out of clothes, Woo's pigs were for cleaning the "cocksuckas" out of the town. Maybe Admin should bring in a pig mod or two, ya think? ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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