thinga69 Posted April 13 Posted April 13 2 hours ago, philo said: When Caroline left this morning shortly after 8:00am, she was wearing a different kind of Jeans than I had seen before. The rear of the jeans had slits cut so that whenever she bent over, the slits would become stretched and open up, revealing her naked ass. There was a slit above each back pocket and some others randomly placed for emphasis. Touch some grass, bro. 1
vanillajohn Posted April 13 Posted April 13 Dear diary, As a psychologist, it is unquestionably evident that the meaning behind Park's current sleeping position suggests a psychological trauma caused by Caroline's absence. An absence which can only be explained by a lack of sexual pleasure. And the proof is simple; as an expert in women's non verbal cues, I can determine without any doubt that the second a female scratches her left arm during a full moon, she will abandon her life at any given day in the following month for a period that exceeds 24 hours and embark on a quest towards reaching an orgasm with another partner. It will all be proven upon her return. As I learned from my broad life experience of the utmost importance, if Caroline coughs or belches even just once within a span of 10 days then this will confirm one thing only, that she swallowed an overabundance of sperm on her journey. P.S. The fragrance of my own flatulences is oh so delightful. 😏 3
vanillajohn Posted April 13 Posted April 13 6 hours ago, thinga69 said: Carol warming up to bate in the tub. This can only mean two things, and two things only. Either she wasn't sexually satisfied enough during her trip or she was so satisfied and she is reminiscing about her good time. You see? This is concrete proof that she had sex with another man away from the camera. I mean, for what other reason would a woman ever masturbate here? 😏 3
vanillajohn Posted April 13 Posted April 13 As a man with an immeasurable knowledge of the female nature, it is without a doubt that Caroline felt a great deal of guilt for what can only be qualified as a whorish affair away from the camera, hence the engagement in a sexual intercourse with Park earlier tonight. It is more than realistic to believe that she could with great chagrin take a bath by herself in the following days, in an attempt to get over the shame in an optimal alone time. However, perhaps she may use that free time to plan further extramarital activities... 😏 Ok I'm done now, this is so fucking stupid. Sorry everyone 🤣 2
Jonno Posted April 16 Posted April 16 Caroline getting nailed while thinking about all her female lovers. 😆
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