CamCaps gets international publicity. Squirrel interviewed by major journalist!

[Foamy T. Squirrel]

Interzone Interviews:

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Confessions of a CC Moderator

John P. Interzone interviews CC’s Foamy T. Squirrel

Reprinted by permission, Interzone International World Earth Publishing.

I: Thank you for allowing us to visit your tree house to share your views on CC and RLC, Mr. Squirrel.

FTS: Please, don’t be so formal. Just call me “Lord and Master.”

I: Well, err, um, OK. How did you first find out about Reallifecam.com, oh Lord and Master?

FTS: I was surfing the Internet, looking for a pecan pie recipe. Pecans are my favorite, you know. Nothing beats pecan pie, ice cream, and a bottle of single malt Scotch. Somehow, I ended up at 4chan/b and tripped on a link to Reallifecam.com. I checked it out. It was interesting at first, but none of the women were cooking anything except soup. Lina and Mark’s kittens were cute, but I quickly became bored. So I’ve never subscribed. I’m not a voyeur, I guess.

I: How did you wind up at CamCaps?

FTS: My rich movie star cousin Rocky was killed while filming a tire commercial. The tires skidded when they were supposed to stop the car. Happened so fast, he didn’t have time to fly away. He hated my guts, so all I got from his inheritance was his lousy CamCaps account. I thought it was a cooking site called CamCaps. They only cook up hare-brained conspiracies there. No pie. But I was sucked in, and haven’t successfully left. I’ve tried. It’s very addicting. And the music at Old Dudes is terrific.

I: How did you become a moderator on the forum, oh Lord and Master?

FTS: No idea. I think my mod status is just an illustration of Chaos Theory, just like everything else that happens on CamCaps. It’s fucking nuts. But I like nuts.

I: Is Reallifecam real?

FTS: This question comes up often on CamCaps. I take the view of Quantum Mechanics. Seeing an event affects the event. I’ll illustrate this. Suppose I set you up with a nice free apartment, but I’ve stationed a gorilla in each room and I tell you to pay no attention to him, and to just act normally. Will you act normally? To tell you the truth, I thought Milana was attractive, but she absolutely won me over when she flipped off the camera. I was thinking, “You go, girl!” To put it bluntly, there is a truth to RLC & CC, but it’s so precious that it’s protected by a bodyguard of lies, misinformation, and fantasy.

I: Do you have favorite tenants, oh lord and master?

FTS: Yes. And everybody knows who they are. My loyalty and respect for Nora, Leora and Maya is unwavering. Diana should be included, but she’s going to be a major actress working for the major movie studios soon, so I’m happy for her, even though I miss her. Her stage presence in front of a movie camera is powerful. Nora is a knock-out model on still cameras. Leora could model for the Ancient Greek sculptors, and they would have turned out even better work. And Maya is a real, well-balanced, and wonderful woman. All these women have talent and gifts that are clearly wasted on RLC.

I: What’s a good day for a moderator?

FTS: When I wake up, check my email, and it’s not filled with mod reports.

I: What’s a bad day?

FTS: When I need to check out reports from pussys who got their feelings hurt, or when there are 20 reports on a spammer. I fucking hate spammers. I then spend my time trying to eradicate their multiple posts and then I ban them. I hate it, except for using the ban hammer. It’s really fun to wield.

I: CamCaps only has a few rules. Tell us about them.

FTS: No posting of CP, spam or virus links. No release of private information about the tenants or other CC members. No RLC people are allowed.

I: Have you banned anyone for these offenses?

FTS: I have never encountered CP, thank god. That’s a mod’s worst nightmare. I ban spam and virus posters immediately without warning. I warn posters about release of private information.

I: And RLC spies?

FTS: There aren’t any. CC has no RLC operatives, just like Iran has no homosexuals. I only suggest that maybe RLC tenants are on CamCaps so that our ass-hat members think twice about criticizing tenants. Such pathetic members haven’t got the courage to insult tenants to their face, but only behind their backs. My idea is to limit the number of shithead useless posts. There are rumors that suspected RLC people have been here, and there are rumors that they are immediately banned. That’s the cover story.

I: Cover story? What’s the truth?

FTS: It would be stupid to ban them. For the men, we sit them down, strap them to an armchair, interrogate them to learn their secrets, and then try to “turn” them. The Sheriff plays the bad cop. I’m the good cop. If they don’t cooperate, we threaten to feed them to Woof.

I: And the girls?

FTS: If I find them first, I invite them up to my tree house where I romance them with excellent California wine, cheese from Oregon, and real barbecue. Most of these girls haven’t ever experienced such things, and they all love it. After that, I attempt to loosen their lips.

I: What would you most like to see on Reallifecam?

FTS: I would like to see Leora draw a picture of a cute squirrel and place it next to her educated owl picture.

I: What would you hate to see on Reallifecam?

FTS: I would hate to log on to RLC and see Leora place a picture of a skunk next to the owl.

[rubberball50]

Cute... but when is JPI they going to interview the Sheriff?

;D

[Foamy T. Squirrel]

When the Sheriff is damn good and ready to be interviewed.

He works that way.

[Pepe]

Squirrel you never cease to amaze me. Need to send that journalist over to my den I have some juicy stories I could tell about the Goddess. What's wrong with having both our pictures next to the wize ole owl?

[Foamy T. Squirrel]

Just stay downwind of me and we've got a deal.  ;) 8)

[corboblanc]

on vous connaît mieux à présent!!! même si je ne suis pas d'accord sur les espions rlc sur camcaps!!!! la plupart des pièces jointes ne sont visibles que par des membres enregistrés, cela veut obligatoirement dire qu'il y a des comptes rlc enregistrés sur cc!!!! je rappelle encore l'affaire diana, qui a reçue un appel téléphonique quelques minutes après la diffusion de ses photos privées sur cc, ce qui a déclenché son départ immédiat, et le gel des caméras!!!! ;)

it knows you well now !!! although I do not agree on rlc spies camcaps !!!! Most attachments are visible only to registered members, it means necessarily mean that there are rlc accounts registered on CC !!!! I still remember the Diana case, which received a phone call a few minutes after the release of his private photos on CC, which triggered his immediate departure, and freezing cameras !!!! ;)

[Unsichtbarer]

That's hilarious ;D

Thank You!

You should write a book. That would be one hell of a book!!!

[Guest]

Interzone is a science fiction publishing company in U.K. If you google John P. Interzone, you won´t find any. Sorry.

[Foamy T. Squirrel]

Interzone is a science fiction publishing company in U.K. If you google John P. Interzone, you won´t find any. Sorry.

Interzone is in North Africa. Like Zurich, Tangiers, Monte Carlo, and Barcelona, it has history of being a bastion of agents and operatives. I hear it's very nice this time of year.

And I'll just leave this here for my literary friends  ;D 8) :-X:

[TBG 150]

They called me for an interview. They didn't like my answers and therefore refuse to publish them.

They were considered too simple. Is, 'Fuck off and get out of here', really all that simple? I thought it got the point across very well.  :'(

[Foamy T. Squirrel]

More good press for us squirrels. Finally you humans are starting to realize how talented and powerful we are! So fear the wrath!

(And that goes for you, too, Snaky! Here you'll see impressive evidence of our growing power!)

http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/squirrels-americas-tiny-menace/?ftag=ACQ812ebde

[TBG 150]

Number 22 is our resident rodent. He's all set up to go after the CC trolls at 1000 yards.