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  On 11/12/2015 at 9:13 AM, van the man said:

That is number one on my bucket list too!

I may have to take a couple of those blue pills to perform the task though. It'll be worth it.  :lmao:
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Dear Gentlemen if your bucket list doesn't work out as planned I am available to substitute. I am not 18 but I do have one of those hot "things" you desire. It's like real hot. So hot it melts my panties and my tampons catch on fire.....

Dear VAN THE MAN, My father told me that he should have named me Viagra instead of Chloe. I didn't get what he meant but I do now.  :yikes: Maybe I shouldn't lay around our swimming pool naked anymore.....OMG there's so much to learn here...thanks.

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After a particular age, blood flow diminishes.  It doesn't react to what the mind used to tell it to do.

Pop a Cialis, and you can bang the damn thing against the bedpost, like an 18 year old.  Then, just find a fun partner and let fly.

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