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They about to get it on now. They're playing in the living room!

Oh my, he gave up because she would rather work on her sketch. They are both dysfunctional  :o

EDIT: Well maybe spoke too soon, no sooner had I posted and now she's left the living room, maybe they went to bedroom....

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THEY aren't having sex, but she definately is.  She has just had a fantastic masturbation session in the bedroom. Multiorgasmic is the word. What is she going to do when Lev returns, and she gets her one a day?

I believe he is still in Switzerland, where specialist doctors are attempting to amputate the ipad from his hand.

After the last couple of nights sessions with Zoya, I can only hope that Lev's recovery will take at least six months.

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The doctors decided to amputate his hand and replace it with the Ipad!!! Lev will now have the Ipad permanently attached to his body so enabling him to watch Netflix wherever he desires!

When asked how he felt about losing his hand Lev said that losing 4 fingers and a thumb were worth the sacrifice. My Ipad is my life!!! 'My wife Zoya has fully supported me throughout and is now planning to use the hand as a sex toy to play with those awkward to get to places!!!'

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