mr1010 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 OK, guys, here is my first installment of "RLC in space". this is just an excerpt: Spaceship Erotica sped through the solar system. It was fleeing from the ship piloted by the evil Queen Nora and King Kiko. Captain Kamilla was piloting the ship along with her luscious sexy deputy Kristy. "Captain, Queen Nora's ship is right on our tail. We must move faster," said the sexy provocative Kristy. "Ooh, my tasty vixen, did you say she is on our tail? I want her to catch me!", said the fearless beautiful Kamilla. " Kamilla, snap out of it. Don't you know what they say Nora will do to her victims? She gives them over to the pervertous one King Kiko. I hear he makes the girls eat each others' pussies. Then he sucks the life out of them. But not before he makes them deepthroat his evil cock. And I hear his cum on your face is deadly!", replied Kristy. "Let me help you understand, my lovely sexy Kami." Kristy fingered the Captain's pussy. "Oooh, Kristy, stick that space dildo up my pussy. Harder, faster!" The Captain spoke to Ivan (boy friend). "Ivan take over the controls for me while I take care of these urgent matters. And while you are at, lick my toes!", said Kami. Meanwhile, Queen Nora was in telephathic communication with her RLC overlords. "Nora, you must capture those wayward girls and bring them back to the show. Our viewers need to have a tame lame show again. We can't have this sexiness and fun!" "Yes, my Overlord, I will get them. Can I let Kiko have his fun with them first though? And if I get them can I get back my won ship and show?" said Nora. "Yes, Nora, you will get all that and more. Princess Leora will be yours!" Following the ships was an ally of Kami and Kristy, Princess Rita. She did not contact Kami for fear that Nora would know she was cumming. Rita needed all the strength she could muster. So she furiously rubbed her honeypot and kitty, while watching a video from her favorite Earth fan, Euroman. She rubbed, Euroman stroked his cock. Finally, Princess Rita came all over the cockpit. Oh shit, Rita thought, I must clean this up. If I get captured by Queen Nora, she mustn't know that I bate! King Kiko would ravage me if he knew! END OF TRANSMISSION! Keep watching for the continuing erotic missions of Kami & Kristy. Other sexy girls from rlc will appear in future episodes! Hope you enjoyed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBsq69 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Once I had left RLC for good, which doesn't look likely happen until Leora has gone, I was going to write my own erotic tale featuring the girls on here (actually I had 2) but very much involving me (or someone I could play). I wasn't thinking of spoofing some other genre like euromike although there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. I can't help feeling that tales should be in a new thread or at least ideas about tales so I'm going to start one. Just back to mikey's story, since Leora reads Hawking she ought to be the science officer and Maya's repair work should lead to her being the chief engineer. I would see Kami being captain because she would look cute just lounging about in the big chair, Rita could be the comms officer so she could talk to euromike and Kristy would have to be first officer because she looks like an action girl who would get on with the aliens. Masha because of her size would be the chief security officer interrogating the prisoners with her toys, Nelly would obviously be the doctor, Zoya could be at the helm, Ilona could fire the weapons because she would like that. Dayana and irma would be security offices who would beam down with Kristy and make friends with the natives or stun them with their boob rays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr1010 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 BB, you must read my first installment of my erotic novel! Princess Leora will make an appearance in my next installment. Don't want to give anything away, spoiler alert! Leora reads Stephen Hawking? Wow! I love stuff like that physics, science, scifi. Do you know that our government is close to making "an invisibility cloak"? No, seriously. They have created a fabric that will make a person wearing it invisible. The light photons just go around the fabric. Only one problem. The wearer can't see the others either. Not very good in a military operation. But they may be able to find a work around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBsq69 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 And just to please mikey, Nora could be that Commodore who comes on board and starts ordering the crew about until it is revealed that she has led them to disaster with her over zealous ideas about following the prime directive of "No sex with aliens" which the rest of the crew quite rightly ignores and has to make up for immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBsq69 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Yes I've seen that. Leora reads Hawking and then immediately bates ... go figure. She then reads whole passages out to Paul and we know she likes her UFO stuff because she's always watching programs about it. She's into philosophy as well. BB, you must read my first installment of my erotic novel! Princess Leora will make an appearance in my next installment. Don't want to give anything away, spoiler alert! Leora reads Stephen Hawking? Wow! I love stuff like that physics, science, scifi. Do you know that our government is close to making "an invisibility cloak"? No, seriously. They have created a fabric that will make a person wearing it invisible. The light photons just go around the fabric. Only one problem. The wearer can't see the others either. Not very good in a military operation. But they may be able to find a work around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBsq69 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 And how about Dasha as the planetary botanist checking out what a planet's fruit and vegetables could be used for ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr1010 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Now for my second installment of RLC in Space: In our last episode, Captain Kami and sexy Kristy were been chased by the evil Queen Nora and King Kiko and sexy classy Princess Rita was cumming right "behind" Kami. Back on planet Earth, super fans Euroman and BBQ were planning to help the sexy juicy girls with their "needs". They enlisted the aide of the grand science guru Mack Roberts 6996. "6996, BBQ, can I enlist you guys to help my vivacious luscious Princess Rita in her efforts to save the sexy girls stay out of the evil clutches of Nora, Kiko and their funless lame overlords RLC? I promise you the girls will reward us generously. Do you guys have a favorite vixen you would like to thrust into?", said Euroman. BBQ said, " I will take Princess Leora. But first she must vanquish the impotent Paul and finish with her solo efforts"! "Will she be cumming with us on the rescue mission?" "Let me take that question, Euroman", said the grand guru MR, "BB, you may have the beautiful buttiful Leora. But she may want to take her annoying pet Skippy. I will "take" the spectacular Kristy. I must show her my cock sword to take her mind off her best juicy friend Kami." "Wait men, I heard from our friend the bookmeister. He wants to cum along also. He says he must express his love for the bountiful gorgeous Kami and vanquish her queer boy friend Ivan. Then he will have her feted with the finest fattening food in all the universe", said Euroman. "Also, the wiseman of all the universe, Thesla the magnificent, will be joining us as well", said the Euroman. "And lastly, Lyro will come with us to give us some advice about what we do with the women once will have them back in our laps!" "Damn, Euro, I will have to requsition a bigger spaceship now with all these new studs and ladies. You make my job so freaking hard man!" "Oh pipe down my lusty one, I may let you have a threesome with Princess Rita and I if you are good!, said Euroman. "OK, ok. I got you a ship. It is equipped with all the latest space warfare weapons. It has chains, restraints, whips and the latest space dildos. Will that suffice?", said the guru. "OK, then, men and ladies, let's let it fly (the men started jerking their chains in a display of military might).", said Euroman. "Now, guys, put those weapons away! You are just going to get us creamed", said Lyro. "C'mon, we need to go pick up my good friend Leora and her vicious pit bull Skippy." The crew picked up Leora. BB and Lyro vanquished the lame Paul, took her dog and flew away in the spaceship. However, deep in space the evil Queen Nora had heard the supposedly secure transmissions of the Earth superfans. "Hehe, wait until King Kiko gets his hands on this joke of a rescue effort. Kiko loves to stuff the men also with his evil "spirits". He isn't just into the girls! RLC, we have nothing to fear from this lame effort cumming at us!" TO BE CONTINUED Same bat time, same bat channel! Keep watching for further episodes!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookmaster8 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Ok let me give my :twocents: :twocents: :twocents: :twocents: on the situation as Mikey sees it.(Full disclaimer for the slow people,I'm not forcing my opinion on anyone,I'm not arguing with anyone,I'm just making my opinions known as I see it ) Ok let's begin:.......Yes Rlc has brought back these ladies by popular demand because yes they do read our comments and they use this site along with others,plus also the data and numbers that they have that showed the increase in viewership when these ladies were together in Barcelona. Now this is where I agree with most folks here. And now for the part that is gonna get a lot of panties twisted :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :haha: :haha: These girls are not products like a bag of Doritos on a Super Bowl Commercial. They are "NOT" marketing themselves for viewership :no: :no: So let me explain why I said that and show you what my brain tells me. :hi: :hi: #1 If they were marketing themselves then both they and RLC would have to be the worst ever at Marketing,because for starters the apartment is completely locked for any type of free viewing,,so I don't see where this "marketing" idea comes from,,you can't market to people that can't even see your product. #2 You never ever see either Kamila or Kristy doing any of the things that we have all seen happening in the Barcelona apartment since they left there,,the only time we see either girl naked,is when they are taking a shower or a bath,(once again if marketing themselves they suck at it) #3 This apartment is unique unlike any of the other Apartments during or before it,,,,this is neither a couple nor a Barcelona revolving door apartment,,this is just 2 best friends who love and care about each other,and who are also loved by the masses,,,which to me is the main reason why this particular formula works,,they "Don't" have to do anything but be themselves and it just works.CC and RLFCM are just a drop in the bucket compared to the thousands of other people that watch them,,not for Girl on Girl or Nudity but just simply love watching them for the ups and downs and laughter and sad emotions,and everything that comes along with 2 best friends living together. #4 The cuddling and stroking are also "Not" a "Marketing scheme",once again they would suck at marketing if that's all they did was just lay there and rub each others backs or legs and the only people that can see them do it are the people that are already paying the $45/month anyway. All it takes is for one CC member to yell Scam,Marketing or Scheme,and then it takes on a life of itself and everybody jumps on the I idea that these ladies try everyday to take our money away. #5 I just see them living their daily lives,I don't see any "Marketing" or "Scam", when all you see is the same schedule of Kristy waking up every single day to go to school or work,,Kamila sleeping until 2pm in the afternoon,then wake up and goes into the kitchen to eat and look at her laptop or her phone for a couple of hours,then either wait for her boyfriend to come over or wait for Kristy to come home to come alive and start smiling and laughing again....Kristy wakes up everyday and fixes herself and Kamila something to eat,and does her reading followed by Yoga and eating breakfast,and then she gets ready and leaves for the day,,,and the only time we see either lady naked are when they both are taking a shower,,,it's been what 4-5 weeks since they have been here and I haven't seen them go out of their way to do anything out of the ordinary to "quote unquote " Scam or Market themselves to us.(Once again if they were selling themselves as merchandise they suck at it) #6 Kamila's boyfriend is not a RLC recruit or a plant by Kamila to throw us off her lesbian Scent,,,because once again why do the complete opposite of what she knows that we would want to see by not just sticking with the girl only formula from Barcelona(It simply just doesn't make any sense whatsoever) Most of who yell Scam can't even see the apartment because they are not paid members,so they go by what others say on CC,,,And I personally can't say something with certainty unless I can see and observe it with my own 2 eyes. #7 Kamila masturbated only once and hasn't done anything sexual since then,and the times that she has,she has done it in the hidden bathroom or at her boyfriend's house(Not good Scamming or Marketing Strategy)And when he is there they both go straight to sleep,,whenever he tries to grab her ass,Titties or pussy she always jumps up or slaps his hands away because she doesn't want that on camera,,,he is her boyfriend but she is not comfortable with showing us that kind of stuff either never or just yet who knows,the jury is still out on that one.But I seriously doubt that they will ever do anything at this point(Another proof of no hidden scheme or marketing agenda) #8 If for entertainment purposes let's just say that K&K were marketing themselves or RLC is trying to scam us out of our money,,,,where is the "PROOF" that they are doing so,other than the fact that they simply brought them back,which in my first statement I agreed that "Yes" they did bring them back by popular demand to satisfy its customers that are already subscribed and who are also fans of the girls,,,,,,but unless those same customers spread the word about the girls to new customers on CC and other sites like it,,,I DON'T SEE HOW THEY CAN SCAM OR MARKET TO NEW PEOPLE IF THOSE FOLKS CAN'T EVEN SEE THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE,(THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND,AND APPLY REASONING AND COMMON SENSE TO IT) :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :stirthepot: :stirthepot: Finally like I said before,these ladies are just going about their daily lives as exciting or boring as it might be sometimes,but it really is just the way they are,,they are not running around the apartment naked for 12 hours a day,grabbing and sucking on each others Titties,Kamila masturbated Once(that we could see) Kristy masturbates faster than I can blink my eyelids :lmao: :lmao: The only time we see any type of nudity are when they are changing clothes or taking a bath,,,they cuddle on the couch and stroke each other,,,which is nothing unusual or out of the ordinary for best friends or even sister to do,,just ask the women CC members they will tell ya. There are no wild parties or naked twister games,or naked massages,Tittie sucking or pussy licking,,,for those that have been watching them from they came back knows that I'm speaking the truth. :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: A majority of people that stick with,and watch these ladies are not here for what is offered in Barcelona,they are just living their regular lives doing regular stuff,and the rest of us are just observers..Thank you :welcome: :welcome: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: Excellent summary, Mikey. I had been thinking about writing the same kind of thing, but just haven't had the time or energy to do it. Now, I don't have to. You hit all the key points I had wanted to address, especially when pointing out and driving home the fact that, if it was a marketing ploy, it would have to rank right up there at the top of the worst marketing campaigns ever. Thank you, kind sir. :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr1010 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Book, Thes, Lyree, BB and Mikey, you are all in my erotic space novel as am I, two installments so far! Don't worry, the names have been changed to protect the lusty innocent! Hope you are all enjoying it! I have many more installments to cum. But first, I must go pick up my college son from the train. See you later friends! Keep feeding me some more ideas for the story. It is an evolving story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr1010 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Holy crap, Novel is on hold. Must do some important research. Kristy plays a bit with Kami's breasts with her stroking on the sofa!!!! Give me material, girls!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr1010 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 C'mon Kami, let Kristy touch you. You know you want her to touch you! (He wills Kami to let Kristy touch her honeypot). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr1010 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Fuck, got to go to the train people. Mikey take good pics of our girls. Just for research purposes of course. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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