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Barcelona Apt. #1 - General Chat Comments, Quotes & Thanks for Pictures & Videos (2016)


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IF LAYLA'S PUSSY WAS A FORBIDDEN FRUIT AND IT WERE GRAPES,I THINK BY NOW IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SHRIVELED UP AND TURNED INTO RAISINS FOR LACK OF ATTENTION,THAT POOR KITTY HASN'T SEEN THE LIGHT OF DAY IN FOREVER,,,,OOH THE COBWEBS,,,EVEN WHEN SHE TAKES A SHOWER SOMETIMES SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TOUCH IT WITH HER HANDS,IT'S LIKE SHE IS SCARED THAT WE MIGHT MAKE A LOOPING GIF THAT MAKES IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS PLAYING WITH HERSELF,INSTEAD SHE JUST SPRAYS IT DOWN WITH THE SHOWER HEAD.

AND SHE IS STILL TOSSING AND TURNING,,,,HEY LAYLA THERE IS A CURE FOR THAT,AND IT WOULD MAKE YOU FALL ASLEEP IN MINUTES,I HAVE A FELLING THAT SHE IS GOING TO GET BACK UP AND JOIN ILONA DOWNSTAIRS

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

If Layla would just give in to her inner desires, slowly start to touch that forbidden fruit, then work it up to a frenzy finally letting go completely to her desire, she would sleep until the cows come home, hell maybe longer by how much pent up tension that girls has, shut man I never had that hard of time going to sleep, come to think of it that is Ilona's problem as well. They blow tht damn apartment off the face oof the earth if they were do it at the same time  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Well Hell 1010 speak for yourself, I was a friggen horn dog, went to pick the young lady up for our date but i didn't need to use my fist to knock on the door.....But I also had manors and never expected to get very far on the first date. Honestly times have really changed, it has been my experience that girls are now the ones who ask out the guys, man they are very  aggressive compared to  the old days.

Being born and raised in Glasgow, I have to say that the ladies were pretty obliging with their charms on first dates!

I was lucky enough to catch the world before the worst invention ever known to mankind - tights!! :curse:

The beauty of stockings was that if you made it to the stocking top, you knew you were going all the way!

It was an unwritten rule that was followed and observed by both sexes.

Ahh...Mini skirts and stockings...I actually feel a little sorry for todays young guys having to cope with getting tights off,

especially when the girl is on her phone!!

:yes:

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Me Tarzan, you Jane. Come here and fuck or I smack you with my "club". Is that your club or are you happy to see me Tarzan? Just give me that club. Hmmm, it fits all the way down my throat, is it supposed to do that? Uuuhh, yeah, my pocket is full, can't  fit club anywhere, just keep shoving it down there!!!!

This was the first porno ever made!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( Regreso a casa despues de 2352 kilometros ( trabajando, no relax, CAMIONERO ), sin poder seguir el apartamento de las "top modeles" y la misma rutina.Rita vuelve, Alisa vuelve, Alma vuelve, Isabel vuelve, kristy vuelve, etc etc.......... >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

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Talking of Tarzan... I remember Adam with Eve (not saying how old I am) The first time Adam saw Eve, he told her to stand back a few yards.. she asked him why.. he replied that he did not know how long his dick was going to get  :lmao:

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