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I was thinking the same damn thing when I saw her coughing while sticking her tongue out,,,i'm gonna make a gif of it and post it in a second :puke: :puke: :lmao:

ILONA, get the flop out Danaya's bed with your fucking laptop and go cough in your own room!! You gonna get her sick :dwarf: :curse:

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I second that Updown,,,what do you say folks,let's all pledge to never ever rub one out until Ilona leaves.

I,,state your name,,pledge allegiance to the flag of "State your country",That I will never touch my Willy Wonker until Ilona leaves this apartment,I will not go quietly into the night to chock the chicken or slap the bishop,,,I will neither tug nor yank on my little Minnie me,the one eyed snake will never shed a single tear until ilona and Mr.laptop go off into the Russian sunset. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :nana: :nana: :haha: :haha:

Lol, I would be real careful with that if I were you. If Ilona finds out about this pledge, being the psycho that she is she might just stay another two months on purpose. And you all will be left hanging with a pair of blue balls  :haha: :lmao:

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Mikey, I am sorry man, I cannot make that pledge!

She will never leave and my blue balls will be purple, then black!!!! Then, the balls will just  shrivel away (happens with age anyway. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Besides, K & K playing footsies with each other's crotch, cannot keep the pledge man!

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                  Anyway the HELL with those two, I have a life to live, there is good hockey on the T.V. a good pizza and root beer (I don't drink) so see ya'll tomorrow.  And I have an apointment with my cardiologist tomorrow, I have to shave this 5 months beard take my annual bath and get dressed in my Sunday clothes ..........LOL.            BTW The beard is really 5 months old.  It's longer than the one you see in my picture.

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