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  1. Jonno
    Only time he isn't there is when they are taking a shit. 🤣
  2. Jonno
    Today a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance. Long story short, my girlfriend said no. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cinderella. Why do women pierce their bellybutton? Place to hang their air freshener.
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    No surprise who turns up. 🤣
  4. Jonno
    Octavia staying for some sexy time. 🤣
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    Surprised they haven't with Octavia. Mati would destroy her though. Guy threw her cigarette's out the window. Priceless 🤣
  6. Jonno
    Tessa having a feel of Mr.Pink. 🤣
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    Don't know what's worse. The shitty lighting or the shitty music. 🤣 God. I'm beginning to sound like the old timers. 🤣
  8. Jonno
    When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... But when I do it I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot". Our whole family is really worried about my Grandfather's Viagra addiction. Grandma is taking it particularly hard.
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    Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking or highjacking? My dad sent me to a psychiatrist for wearing his bra again. Got an email today from a "bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy. 🤣
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    All 3 newbies had the pleasure of meeting them. Wonder who is first. 🤣
  11. Jonno
    Madison taking a bath. Nice body.
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    No action from her then.
  13. Jonno
    Now Tessa & Brooke meeting the Threesome king and queen. 🤣
  14. Jonno
    Girls showing off their catwalk skills.
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    Majority of RLC is under 45s. 🤣
  17. Jonno
    Gotta love the party hats. 🤣 Scarlett & The Friendly Ghost partying.
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    Getting ready for
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    🤣
  21. Jonno
    Come on Mads give us a play while sis is in the bath. 🤣
  22. Jonno
    Sexy underwear lol. The same dirty-white ones he wore in the Russia apartments. 😂 Love the confused Clearly never watched the Russian apartments. 😂
  23. Jonno
    Caroline gagging for cock no matter who it is comming. 🤣
  24. Jonno
    Remember it's not Stalking though because they don't actually approach them or anything like that. Suggest you idiots search. Types of Stalking.
  25. Jonno
    I'm not saying Hitler was a good guy. But he really saved the History channel. I'm not saying my wife's a snob. But even her colostomy bag is Louis Vuitton. I'm not saying I have a big dick. But I can do a three legged race by myself.
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