An old woman lies dying, her husband beside her. She turns and looks at him for a long time.
"Harry, you've always been by my side."
Harry smiles and squeezes her hand.
"When I broke my leg at 25... you were by my side.
"When I had a collapsed lung at 45... you were by my side.
"When I had a heart attack ten years later... you were by my side.
"When I broke my hip at 75... you were by my side.
"And now... when I'm dying...you are at my side".
Harry's eyes brim with tears. He has no words. A long moment passes.
"Harry..." she begins.
"Yes, my love?" replies Harry, fighting to control his emotions.
"...you're a fucking jinx!"