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    I wish you could too. Beautiful ladies.
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    An old woman lies dying, her husband beside her. She turns and looks at him for a long time. "Harry, you've always been by my side." Harry smiles and squeezes her hand. "When I broke my leg at 25... you were by my side. "When I had a collapsed lung at 45... you were by my side. "When I had a heart attack ten years later... you were by my side. "When I broke my hip at 75... you were by my side. "And now... when I'm dying...you are at my side". Harry's eyes brim with tears. He has no words. A long moment passes. "Harry..." she begins. "Yes, my love?" replies Harry, fighting to control his emotions. "...you're a fucking jinx!"
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    I think it's a redhead kind of day.
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    Ground control to Major Tom......
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    I remember that-but forgot who it was.
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    Scraping the bottom of the barrel
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    Is she applying for the cleaning lady job at RLC?
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