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albundy1089

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  1. I remember her from Playboy in the 70's {?} beautiful!
  2. A man and his wife are feeling like their sex life is getting stale They’ve already tried just about everything, so after some discussion they decide to really mix it up and try ear sex. They plan a special night for it and when the night comes, they put the kids to bed and get ready for sexy times. They start normally and work up to the ear penetration and they find that they’re actually both enjoying it quite a bit more than they expected. It doesn’t take long for the man to get close to completion but just as he’s about to finish, his wife wife pushes him off and tells him to stop, quickly covering herself. Naturally, he’s concerned and immediately asks her what happened. After a brief hesitation she responds: “I’m sorry babe, I could have sworn I heard someone coming!”
  3. And to think I thought you had given up your Don Quixote tilting at windmills and un-blocked you. You were almost interesting for a couple days. Reading your constant bitching and insults toward other members is as irritating as listening to "The Hamster Dance" on constant replay. Back to Ignore, little fatboy.
  4. I would imagine that given the "position" they are hiring for...they probably can 😜. And they are not under US labor laws.
  5. Wow, what a difference. I love the smell of Pine-Sol in the morning! ( /s )
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