Slipper Guyquad

Wouldn't matter, can't barbeque Leeks anyway.

That doesn't happen, does it. Admit it. ** Copyright Billy Connolly, 1975.😆

Ikea?!?! May as well go the whole hog and get all the rest from Rumbelows. 😆

Said this before, but forget the computer table, that can sort itself out. If she wants to treat P, get him a properly decent Guitar instead of that old Yamaha he still has. This is what to get him. It will set her back £700, it's worth it though. Epiphone J200 (Forget an actual Gibson, unless she wants to fork out 2 grand)

Ah but is this reply to you or me? 🙃 I'll sort it out!

Reminds me of this between Larry King and the great Norm MacDonald- "English is the world's hardest language". "Really? To me it's the easiest". 😆

Well that matches everything what was said last week, especially when she sighed on one call and said "You will have to get another appointment in 10 days time", which is where May 10th to 20th comes in which i told you about. Like i said before, he is ready, but it's all the bureaucracy that holds it all up, and if a vet says they need another look before issuing certificates, they have to wait and do as they're told.

Plus nothing sharp.

Yep, told you the mongs would turn up. Retard Central. Oh BTW, i know fully why she's doing all this with the Lemon Tree, all from a call a couple of weeks ago. But stays with me! 🤪

Why do you think i stopped?? Leave it to the mongs. They'll turn up soon.

I am SO glad i'm out of this! Fuck me! 🤪😂

fucking hell i certainly made the right decision. Bleeding Joey Deacon.

Lots of nonsense i see today. I could explain some things very easily, but i cannot be arsed!!!!!!

I get where i'm going wrong now.

Dickheads.

Almost like a hotel room!

I know this is OT (after everything i said!) But it is worth having a quick look at. There is a new apartment, and basically it's a Bedsit! 5 cams only and NO bedroom. The place is tiny, it makes Leora's look like a palace.

Yeah, that's true.

Plus that bate on the balcony is very well known and that video has circulated ever since, as has the one Malia did just a few days later.

Yeah, basically that's what is causing the delay. Paul's ready, it's the getting the go-ahead from the vet for Eva to travel. It's only medical certificates etc, medicines, but they can't risk anything until then, obviously as they will be travelling thousands of miles over several days. But as soon as that happens, they are good to go.

Yes, from everything said. Into the last days before departure.

Most likely because of her period.

She spoke last night to one of the girls about meeting her at 8pm.

Deepest sympathy to Martina and Alberto, there old Dog is clearly in a bad way and approaching the end. 😢

Curtain twitching.