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  1. billycox
    there goes my alternative virginal theory. the watermelon is still on the counter though. let's see who goes first, the melon or the new slow-mover.
  2. billycox
    mr. semi-drunk has joined '5' in the kitchen for more cigarettes. there are about 400 butts already in the kitchen ashtray. must be a pleasant place. no wonder they are not attracting any females with good lungs.
  3. billycox
    thanks, but if you don't mind, i'll go back to watching the watermelon on the counter. it;s now been sitting out for 36 hours. yummy.
  4. billycox
    it's 11:30AM..."5" is up..."5" is already drunk...let the games begin.
  5. billycox
    thank you
  6. billycox
    pardon my ignorance - i'm sort of new at this, but what does "timeline" mean?
  7. billycox
    hi amy...interesting about her, but what about him? is he in on the joke or just a little slow? personally i think he gets all the sex he wants, but has never seen television. it''s my only rationale.
  8. billycox
    and now they went outside for a smoke or something. is this someone pulling a joke on us?
  9. billycox
    she's half naked and practically begging him and he's watching television. is this Forest Gump?
  10. billycox
    i was complaining an hour ago and i'm still watching! at first i thought there something wrong with this guy. now i think there's something wrong with me.. How will this end?
  11. billycox
    he thought she had gone to the bathroom. 37 MINUTES LATER she returned with a towel on her head. she had been taking a shower while he languished on the couch. unbelievable. he had to sprint to take a piss. none of this [or anything else, apparently' fazed her in the slightest. this is the most boring date in the history of boring dates. and, like a fool, i watched it!
  12. billycox
    just checked back in. misty is having so much fun she's actually able to stay awake at times, desperately clutching her phone. the excitement continues. tune in later to find out if he has regained the power of speech.
  13. billycox
    watching this new guy is like watching paint dry.
  14. billycox
    you think she's crazy about him? a two word suggestion: prefrontal lobotomy. it's the only solution.
  15. billycox
    maybe i'm too new to this site, but WHAT IS WRONG with this guy? the problem is that we have here two women and a child. he's in Captain's Paradise [look it up] and he doesn't even know it. they want to give him a back rub and he puts his shirt back on. someone please take him back to the playground and bring in an adult male who can do something except slap asses and giggle like a little girl. can't anyone go 5 minutes without staring into a screen? especially when you're in bed with two willing females? i just don't get it.
  16. billycox
    and there's nothing i like better than a watermelon that's been standing out on the counter for 12 hours. yumm:
  17. billycox
    i don't think so. she seems to have more of a connection to this emaciated guy than to most of the dead meat that comes and goes, pardon the pun. time will tell.
  18. billycox
    but number"5" continues to be everpresent. who could ask for anything more?
  19. billycox
    the geek with the "5" shirt is on duty. i'm just sayin'...
  20. billycox
    i don't know why i'm back here after last night's party, but anyway... good to see #5 back in action. i predict that by the end of the month we'll be seeing "5" shirts for sale on ebay. i want one right now while they're still trendy.
  21. billycox
    two have escaped, two are entranced by the vacuum cleaner hose and the geek is in a dancing world of his own. i think i've seen enough. sweet dreams.
  22. billycox
    pretty funny stuff, amy3! you're right: COMEDY GOLD AWAITS!
  23. billycox
    let the geek suck on the vacuum cleaner hose for a while so that the two couples can...
  24. billycox
    someone has to tell the 12 year old geek with the 5 on his shirt that it.'s past his bedtime.
  25. billycox
    there hasn't been dancing like this since the munsters .
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