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KarenKraft

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  1. https://youtu.be/-eTsncrxhQo
  2. https://youtu.be/xm7l36iUY4s
  3. I hate quoting, but there aren't 50 pictures in the quote. What do you mean it changes? I use Bing, not Google, so fill us noobs in please. Well.... See..... Goggle, the search engine, changes the way that "G O O G L E" is portrayed on the search page, right above the dialog box. At Easter, it may have bunnies, duckies, colored eggs; if there is a solar eclipse that day, it may have the "O's" shown as party obscured, etc. Art work. These are called "Google Doodles." Here is an example for the back to school season: My point is this: While the seasonal things are displayed for everybody, the special birthday Google doodle is only shown to Google members who are celebrating birthdays that day. That's all. Here is one such birthday doodle found in a Google Image Search for Google Doodle Birthday Greetings:
  4. YAY !!!! Thank you, Woody.
  5. Fort Hood Shooting Victims Finally Awarded Military Honors... but no benefits! What? Filthy monkey is still denying benefits to the victims of the Mussy terrorist attack at Fort Hood in 2009. Two of the survivors took their own lives while waiting for the approval of their benefits. Filthy monkey likes the Mussy terrorist (classifying his heroic acts as “workplace violence”) and, only today, were the victims awarded Purple Hearts or Distinguished Service awards. But still, filthy monkey says no to letting these Americans get the benefits to which they are entitled. Some of them can no longer work due to the injuries they sustained at the hands Islam. “Fuck ‘em,” filthy monkey thinks to itself, “I’z gonna play me some GOLF! Yuck Yuck Yuck!”
  6. Did you know that Google's search page changes when it's your birthday?
  7. I agree, but I also disagree, Oz. I believe all drugs should be legalized and taxed the same as booze. I am a libertarian and I don't think the government has any role in telling us what we can and cannot do with or to our own bodies. Thus, I'm also in favor of legalizing suicide, prostitution, gay marriage, multiple marriage, etc. Not that I am actually in favor of any of these things. I just don't see how it is the government's business if some nut job wants to marry his/her dog or the three folks who live next door. You might have missed one of the best aspects of legalizing weed: potheads don't vote. Usually, they are either too high or too self-absorbed to bother (unless bud is on the ballot). As they tend to be somewhere between very liberal to commie fuckhead on the political spectrum, it's great they they stay home on election day. But it is a losing battle. I've rarely seen the adult children of potheads using marijuana themselves. For some fairly obvious reasons, then tend not to be "into" dope very much.
  8. A few observations, if y'all don't mind: This is a voyeur site. People enjoy watching what is going on in other people's homes. Speculation is a corollary to that. Casting aspersions about other people's speculation skills or motivations is pointless. Leora enjoys attention. This is a good thing -- for her and for us. No worthy voyeur condemns the exhibitionist. That is the seaman condemning the sea.
  9. Here's an amusing thought of the day -- from Ann Coulter: You remember what a fabulous success court-ordered "desegregation" plans have been. Few failures have been more spectacular. Illiterate students knifing one another between acts of sodomy in the stairwell is just one of the many eggs that had to be broken to make the left's omelette of transferring power from states to the federal government.
  10. Very good movie. I have the DVD of this. Wow! That was fast. Vimeo took it down. Oh well. It was the 1973 film version of Jesus Christ, Superstar. In honor of Easter, etc. Here is a segment from it:
  11. Clinton wasn't surprised at all. Normally, however, it's young girls who have that happen to them in his presence.
  12. Yeah, I suppose it was my fault. But he started it with his stupid purging video. And Karen,.. Don't you ever, not now, or in the future, ever eat no tape worm! They are not your friends, and they make lousy pets. I wouldn't need much help learning to "purge;" I would just have to imagine french kissing that weird little bitch to lose it. What a creep! It's like she's auditioning for A&E's show, Intervention, or something. Ugh! I like to stay slender -- it's true. And if I decide to binge, the thought would never enter my mind to purge. The whole point is to binge on something yummy -- not watch it float around in the toilet bowl twenty minutes later. That's disgusting. But then again, there are videos that instruct people about how to use the turn signal lever attached to the steering column. I want to make a YouTube video telling people how to make a freaking video: NO, THE ON-CAMERA MIC IS NO GOOD! USE A LAPEL MIC. IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD ONE, FUCK OFF -- DON'T MAKE A VIDEO; WRITE A LETTER. HEY! SPEND TEN BUCKS AND GET A FOAM RUBBER WIND-GUARD FOR YOUR MIC IF YOU ARE GOING TO WORK OUTDOORS. PUT THE LAPEL MIC IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR CLOTHING FOR GODSAKES..... NOT ON ONE SIDE, ON A POCKET, ETC. AND THEN STARTING TALKING AND MOVING YOUR HEAD TO LOOK AT SHIT HERE AND THERE. USE TWO (2) MICS IF YOU'RE A SPASTIC AND HAVE TO JERK YOUR HEAD FROM SIDE TO SIDE TO LOOK AT STUFF WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THAT STUFF.... ASSHOLE ! It would be a cute, informative video. A family video, perhaps.
  13. So, today the jury decided that Mussy Joker is guilty on all counts in the Boston Marathon Mass Murder. The penalty phase will begin shortly. The decision is whether Joker should be put to death or serve life in prison. Personally, I take a middle road: No, he should not be given some sort of lethal injection or whatever Massachusetts usually employs to dispatch those worthy of such treatment. As a firm believer in family unity, however, I think Joker should join his brother, Mussy Tammy who is already taking the dirt nap. No reason to execute Joker -- just put him in the same box as Tammy and fill the hole. Maybe give him a flashlight and some pork rinds to munch on while he waits for the oxygen to get used up. Just a thought.
  14. http://www.myvideo.de/watch/8926971/40_candles_Self_bondage
  15. LOL Off to a great start! Let's hope that they don't decide not to talk to each other but spend their days and nights staring at a computer monitor.
  16. https://vimeo.com/105606261
  17. We need video of an anorexic pie eating contest. ** nods ** BTW: HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY !!!!
  18. ... adding ... And remember what Karen Carpenter always said: "A girl can never be too thin or too rich!"
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