Howard

Let's have some fun with captions! 1. Shhhhhh..... Be vewy, vewy qwiet. They're dweaming of a threesome with the dog. 2. OK...Let's see what's on the table.... Some doughnut holes, notebooks, pens, soda, the TV remote and.....is that a vibrator?! 3. Raul, R.I.P. 4. Looks like Desiree is pleasing herself. 5. What's that stuffed animal doing to Desiree? (The Image Content is No Longer Accessible and Has Been Removed)

I'm glad you didn't take offense. Wasn't sure if my humor came through in the post. :)

That broken wing of Maya's has crushed her sex drive. The only pussy seen in this apartment the past few days walks on four legs. Even the dog has a sexier pose than Maya. (Content No Longer Available)

Ya like butts?!

Keep it in your pants. She's not gonna bate twice in one day (or when Paul is awake in the other room).

Guest on couch is getting finger-banged for the 3rd time. She's gonna walk funny for a week.

I'm watching but they are under the covers. Nothing to see (literally) but so far, two interruptions and on the 2nd time, she was close.

We're all getting older. Those few extra pounds just sneak up on us. These two are probably the couple most secure with each other on RLC. And I agree - never have I seen them argue and I'll give credit to Stepan for that. He lives by the motto "Happy wife. Happy life".

Other than her nicely shaped boobage, something(s) about this girl just turns me off (but I know others like which is why I uploaded the photo).

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Elisa likes to eat after sex.

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The dog has learned from the best how to play/pose for the camera (if Paul was in the room, the pooch might have been assaulted) :) Meanwhile, looks like Leora has taken up ballet. (Content No Longer Available)

I missed the first few minutes but what I got - I got the good stuff! I like these two. Nothing robotic. Appear to be passionate about each other. Too bad they are in an apartment with bad camera angles. Bonus clip (she gets the munchies after a good 'workout'). (The Video Contents are No Longer Accessible and Have Been Removed)

These two might take away some viewing time from Nelly & Bogden. Surprised how quickly (from move-in) they became comfortable with the cameras

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Leora's new dildo. (j/k) (Content No Longer Available)

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Maya is looking rough - like the image of an old Russian woman. Girl has gotta cheer up. (Content No Longer Available)

Here in the US, today just happens to be #NoBraDay. Works for me. Now let's all sign a petition for #NoPanties (judging by Paul's face, he agrees). (Content No Longer Available)

My buddy, who knows very little Russian (mostly from when visiting his grandparents as a child) says he thinks Maya fell down some stairs outside the apartment. Which makes sense as she was without cast (but in lots of pain) inside the apartment before they went to the hospital. I noticed she also has a bandage on her left knee.

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I find it odd how they enter the bedroom to get funky and Adriana often closes the door, as if they want "privacy".