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Howard

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  1. Another couple that fucks under the covers while getting free rent. How many times have we seen this?! Yea...they'll loosen up and not think twice about the covers. Just wondering if it will take 2..3..4 weeks or a couple months?
  2. I think she can do four comfortably (five, but that would be a 'Stretch').
  3. Paul gets himself off mostly when Leora licks his balls. In the dark, would he know any different if Eva licked his balls (while Leora went shopping for new clothes)?
  4. Leora had two fingers up her rear, two fingers up the front and blowing Paul at the same time while making sure the camera angles are right. Girl has talent (and a nice set of knockers).
  5. Paul is a savior to her. It started in high school. That's why I said when they were separated Leora needed to date other guys (to see whether Paul was worth waiting for). Instead, she already made up her mind, started doing fake lesbian stuff with Malia, and...here we are.
  6. She's eating a doughnut at 4AM while looking at a fruitcake.
  7. PRO TIP: Use a massage gone on your wife/girlfriend/non-binary carbon life form of choice. Use with caution. Don't start with it, but end with it. If done right,. she'll owe you...BIG TIME!
  8. Planet is too large for them to start prosecuting copyright infringement.
  9. She needs to get pregnant (oh oh..there goes viewership). Seriously, if they were to conform to traditional social standards, she should have a baby. Part of the reason most people get a dog is to 'practice' for parenthood. Mothering Paul isn't enough - there should be a baby in her near future.
  10. Based on her most recent expression of self-pleasure, might be time she gets a dildo (not big), stick it on the wall, and see how much she can take down the highway. If she can comfortably insert two fingers, a small skinny wiener (like the size of Max Ranger's) would be the next logical step. 😀 😀
  11. I haven't figured out the psychology why Leora makes several adjustments to her hair when she's being pleasured. If she's giving a beej, I get it (camera angles and comfort). But she's lying on her back with little to do (other then some hip thrusts)....
  12. WTF!! These two are under the covers in bed giggling and kissing like they are kids! Some foreign entity has invaded Paul's body. He's being engaging and charming. There is also some heavy petting under the covers. But the headline is "who is that man in bed with Leora?"
  13. Hmm...don't often see Leora enjoying a glass of Merlot (unless that's cranberry juice in a fancy glass).
  14. PLEASURE AND PAIN: This isn't the first time when she has an orgasm, she strains a calf muscle. Next time, she need to stretch before she bates (she use to when she was much younger, much lighter, and much more agile). 🤣
  15. Disagree. Even with Paul, would much rather see her bang a dude then continuously bate. With a dude in the apartment, you get the best of both. Just herself, then you have that ugly Malia situation which was total bullshit. She played fake lesbian just to get your money. If she truly had lesbian tendencies, she would have done naughty things to Malia (and Malia to her), as lesbians tend to do.
  16. Two boners in one day from Paul? Maybe Leora snuck in a purple pill with his afternoon Bortsch.
  17. Has it been determined why they sleep in the guest bedroom...bedbugs?
  18. In past times (and I'm sure in the future), I cringe when Leora orgasms and Paul is clueless what to do. He stays still like a statue. Like a deer in headlights. It's as if he's with a woman for the first time and doesn't understand what is happening. Maybe if Leora would introduce porn (even soft porn would help) into their relationship, maybe he'll get a clue. Not asking him to be a stud (or even have sex more then 2x/week). Just when he does have sex, make the most of it.
  19. Lately, it has been more the buttstock than the trigger.
  20. It's the dog that makes the apartment worth watching 😁.
  21. Is that pink bow on her head suppose to make her more desirable...because it doesn't. Unless...she dressed in a French maid's outfit and cleaned house.
  22. Two things: If Paul got paid, he'd be more involved sexually. His eyes (and mind) are blank (like Bidens'). Playing with Leora, how the hell can he stay soft (that goes for any woman you're attracted to)?
  23. She has been cooperating with his limitations for 10+ years.
  24. She will not learn the lesson because her validation is being accepted by others.
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