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That's basically 150 MPH, which is pretty damn fast. I'm curious, are there many accidents on these highways? At those speeds? What happens to the cars and the people? Can anyone survive an accident at those speeds? Are these the Bundesautobahns or Autobahns you are talking about? Thanks.

Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie appears. “I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you,” the genie announces. The first dinosaur thinks hard. “All right,” he says, “I’ll have a big, juicy piece of meat.” Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he’d ever seen appears in front of him. Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder. “I know! I’ll have a shower of meat!” Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him. The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs.“I’ve got it!” he cries, “I want a MEATIER shower!

Funny! Good catch!

I knew those panties were good for something. They also accentuate that gorgeous, tight, little ass!! 👍❤️

That really is a sofa. It's a particular style. It's not a real bench. It's too deep. An actual bench would be much less deep, so your legs would hang off at the knees. They made this deep to accommodate thick cushions, which forces people to sit more forward on the sofa.

LOOOL. Now, that's to the point. 🤣🤣

Because two Leonies are so much better than one!! 👍👍 Although, TBH, I do have a thing for the front view.

If it was intentional, that clever bugger certainly got it right.

Don't go away mad. I was only playing. (But, I swear my fingers did it all on their own.) 🤣🤣

Couldn't help myself!! 🤣🤣 BTW, check out the bolded words above. I fixed those, too. My fingers were just kind of on autopilot. What can I say.

Like I told Rob, I'm just the messenger, I didn't write it. 😊 I copied and pasted it word for word. You just can't trust anybody these days.

No, not in a wee bit. He posted in Felicia & Felix's topic and in Mira & Henry's topic five hours ago. Those were his last posts.

BTW, I forgot to mention in my last post, I fixed "development" for you. 🤣🤣🤣

LOOOOL! That's exactly what I was going to say. 🤣🤣🤣

Speaking of Star Trek ships, have you seen the new Star Trek: Discovery? They have a ship, the Discovery, that not only has a warp engine, but has an engine called the mycelial network and spore drive. Also known as the displacement activated spore hub drive, the spore drive is an organic propulsion system. It lets them "jump" from where they are in space and in half a blink reappear anywhere in the known universe. The ship does a barrel roll and disappears, to reappear an instant later on the other side of the universe, for example. Pretty cool concept. Wish it were real.

Everybody's a critic! I used google translate, among others, and when it wouldn't translate, I figured it was a made-up word and I wouldn't find a definition on a search. So, on your "advice"…here's what Wiki has to say. Gopnik is a pejorative stereotype describing a particular subculture in Russia, Ukraine, and other former Soviet republics to refer to young men or women of sometimes lower-class suburban areas coming from families of poor education and income. The female form is gopnitsa, and the collective noun is gopota. The subculture of Gopniks has its roots in late Russian Empire and evolved during the 20th century in many cities in the Soviet Union. Smartass!

A song about words for boobs, 99 words to be specific. (Don't know the melody.) Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas Sweater stretchers, lung protectors Beach umbrellas, frost detectors Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice Jell-o molds and high-beam lights Every day I probably use 99 words for boobs Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys Double lattes, Ode to Joys Hooters, shooters, physics tutors Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters Double-WMD's MRE's and PFD's Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes 99 words for boobs Gerber servers, holy grails Whoopee cushions, humpback whales Flying saucers, traffic stoppers Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos Soft-serve cones and armadillos Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes 99 words for boobs Midget earmuffs, warming globes Strobes and probes and frontal lobes Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs Jogging partners, saline noobs 99 words for boobs Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers Rubber baby buggy bumpers Rutabagas, Chi Omegas Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas Congo bongos, bowling pins Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins Those are 99 words for boobs

Might be a fancy, sci-fi, laser pistol. Fake, of course. I'm just guessing.

Actually, neither. I'm just the messenger. I just did a search and pasted it in the post.

OK, Squish, I'll bite. What's a Gopnik? I tried several resources and nothing would translate it. 😊

A song about words for boobs, 99 words to be specific. I could be wrong, but except for boobs, I don't think there's a single one in the song that you used. (Don't know the melody.) Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas Sweater stretchers, lung protectors Beach umbrellas, frost detectors Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice Jell-o molds and high-beam lights Every day I probably use 99 words for boobs Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys Double lattes, Ode to Joys Hooters, shooters, physics tutors Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters Double-WMD's MRE's and PFD's Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes 99 words for boobs Gerber servers, holy grails Whoopee cushions, humpback whales Flying saucers, traffic stoppers Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos Soft-serve cones and armadillos Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes 99 words for boobs Midget earmuffs, warming globes Strobes and probes and frontal lobes Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs Jogging partners, saline noobs 99 words for boobs Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers Rubber baby buggy bumpers Rutabagas, Chi Omegas Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas Congo bongos, bowling pins Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins Those are 99 words for boobs

A man named Benny meets a genie who grants him three wishes. Benny wishes for a fine house, a beautiful wife and a million dollars. The genie grants his wishes, but warns him that can never shave his beard, or he will become an urn. Benny enjoys his life for many years, but his lovely wife doesn't like his beard and asks him to shave it off. Though afraid of the genie's prophesy, Benny shaves his beard, and is immediately turned into an urn. THE MORAL: A BENNY SHAVED IS A BENNY URNED!

I saw Krista was teasing him with it, but that was before. I thought this picture was after that.

Jax has his eye on the target. He's probably thinking, "Pop, let me go. I gotta get that tail!!" (pun intended).

What do you call a bear with no ears? B. _________ What will bears become without bees? Ears.