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Masha's got to be getting horny.. I don't think she's ever gone this long without a dick...

THE SHARING OF MARRIAGE…. A retired Master Chief in his 80's placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink at a McDonalds. After getting his order, he went and sat down with his wife. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking… 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.' As the retired Master Chief began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The retired Master Chief said,.… They were just fine - they were used to sharing everything. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said..… 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.' Finally, as the retired Master Chief finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked.… 'What is it you are waiting for?' She answered…… “THE TEETH.”

Candela needs to come visit him while Martina is away...

Alberto and Marta have almost as much sex as Alberto and Martina....

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said : “Hey, I haven’t seen you in awhile. What happened? You look terrible.” “What do you mean?” said the pirate. “I feel fine.” Bartender: “What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.” Pirate: “Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball. But I’m fine now.” Bartender: “Well, Okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?” Pirate: “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I’m fine, really…” Bartender: “What about that eye patch?” Pirate: “Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.” Bartender: “You’re kidding! You lost your eye just from bird shit?” Pirate: “Well, it was the first day with the hook.”

The girl has got some long legs...

He'd be a fool to run from that....

Wow!

This girl needs to get laid.... bad....

It looks like all the travel expense is on RLC... She seems to only travel where she can stay in RLC apartments and eat their food and drink their booze and fuck their tenants...

On a step, a priest sat next to a drunk struggling to read a newspaper. Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest: "Do you know what arthritis is?" The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied: "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say." The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper. A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften: "How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."

I wouldn't mind having his job....

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' " "That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?" One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"

Britney and Leora have very similar bodies... I keep noticing this every time I see Britney...

It's Anthony's turn to tease...

I think Anthony would have better luck with Yani...

I think Alberto stays pretty worn out from working... That on top of his already low sex drive.....

Yes.. He's big and soft and warm.... with extra emphasis on the soft....

That's all married people are....

Another Pillow Princess...

That Britney really has one sexy body!

I'm beginning to think women become lesbians because they don't like sex....

They've already been together for 10 years or more... That's longer than most marriages last these days...

I don’t’ see all the doom and gloom for this couple… They seem like a perfectly happy well adjusted couple to me… Martina goes and does her thing and enjoys herself… Alberto stays home and does his thing and enjoys himself. They enjoy the time they spend together…. Not sure about Martina but Alberto gets all the sex he wants… I’ve never seen Martina turn him down…. And I have a feeling Martina gets all the sex she wants…. If she doesn’t it’s her own fault… No fault of Alberto’s… I see a long happy future together for these two…

This guy doesn't have a bad job...