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Yep.. I'm not used to seeing him at too many parties...

He needs to grow his hair and beard back out... He looks even worse bald....

He really looks strange tonight...

He looks a lot like Alberto.. Did he shave his beard?

The one with painted nails is Louis's boyfriend... The one I saw her kiss was the thin bald headed guy that's out on the terrace with them now. She gave him a full kiss on the lips... I've never seen her do that to anyone except Alberto and Nelly....

Sorry. I didn't get a timestamp and don't have replay...

She did give Rocky Top a kiss out on the Terrace earlier. Cam 4-5...

She left Alberto to sleep it off...

Looks kinda curvy...

Where's Candella been hiding? Haven't seen her around much lately...

I bought a bottle of Jack Daniels and put it in the basket on my bicycle. Then I realized that if I fell off the bike on my way home the bottle would get broken so I drank all the Jack Daniels before I left. It was a good thing because I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is canceled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level. ~John Cleese - British writer, actor and tall person A final thought-“Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430BC.”

That's in the offcam area in the bathroom... No sound there so you can't hear the screams...

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?' The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

I'm glad to see them get the balcony cam... It was long past due...

A Scottish couple took in a young women as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathtub inside, although if she wanted to, she could use the outside tub. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to play darts," she said. The woman agreed to have a bath outside the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the pub for his dart match, she heated the outside tub and watched the woman get undressed. She was surprised to see that the gal didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, when you go to play darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden so you can see for yourself." So, the following Monday, while the gal again got undressed and was getting into the tub, the wife asked: "Do you shave?" "No," she replied. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?" "Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department. The gal finished her bath and went to bed. Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you see it?" "Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours?!" "Why are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before." "I know," he said.... "but the bloody darts team hadn't!

A gas station owner in Arkansas was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read: "Free Sex with Fill-Up, just guess the right number between 1 and 10." Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and asked for his Free Sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his Free Sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No Free Sex this time." A week later, the same redneck, along with his brother, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his Free Sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no Free Sex this time." As they were driving away, the redneck said to his brother, "I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away Free Sex." Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week."

Could be a key to her parents new apartment... or Alberto's cock cage...

Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read: "Da End is Near – Turn Yo Sef ‘Roun Now – Afore It Be Too Late!" As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "You religious nuts!" From the curve they heard screeching tires, and a big splash… Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should jussay….. Bridge Out?"

I think he might have nailed his daughter a couple of times while she was visiting... The incestuous little bastard....

Unfortunately, Taco is about the most interesting thing going on in the apartment these days...

I think she looks like her mother... Interestingly her dad looks like Alberto....

Yes. I think that's probably correct... The Xolo and the Pila are closely related but the Xolo is a bit more common.

I think he's an Argentine Pila... but I could be wrong...

Hell. He's working his ass off and putting up with her all nighters.. She should buy him some flowers...