People think everything in life acts out like a freakin' porno...
Someone knocks on the front door
Nikki (slightly opens door of the appartement) : Can I help you?
Jenny (smiles, or tries too with all that botox) : Hi! I'm the veterinarian you called, can I check on you pussy?
Nikki : Yes! But first I need to take a shower, or eat watermelon... would you be interested?
A cliché 70's guitar riff starts along. Both girls kiss. Half of CC wakes up! Deception occurs!
Patience guys... patience!