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One word Foamy......... AWESOME. :)

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I need to take a ride to Key West to experience this sort of behavior for myself.

I made through about 30 seconds of each. Do you mean to tell me that people actually listen to noise like that? It's no wonder this world is fucked up.

I have the weapons, but the price of lead is through the roof. I need to learn how to make quality reloads.

Yep, I'll toss out a formal Welcome to CC to you also. To a noob, this site and our mannerisms maybe confusing in a way. One of the problems is that for such a young board, there are many posts to sift through to try and make any sense of it all. I've just grown to ignore the apartment boards like I have RLC itself over the past 10 months or so. The language barrier was too much to bother with. Our resident Rodent pretty much nailed the Karma thing right on the head. I activated it on my board and was laughed right off of the board. But then 80% of us there have all met in person and have been friends for many years. Cars is the thing that links us. Although there are a few girls there I wouldn't mind tapping. Getting off topic now. Anyway, Welcome Aboard. Maybe there might be a chance of the two admins teaming up and creating a super board. Stranger things have happened.

Subject: Two Alligators Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it." "Well," said the big Gator, "what have you been eating?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small Gator. "Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?" "Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol." "Same here. Hmm.. How do you catch them?" "Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!" "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.

So after landing a new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, George lasted less than a day...... About two hours into his first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As he had been instructed, George said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' So he replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' George's supervisor said he probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his f***ing forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat." He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself." ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the tv. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, “That was wonderful. Why did you stop?” He said, “I found the remote”.

I do have a question for out guest Admin. Was there a use of multiple languages on your former board and if so, how was it dealt with by the members?

That's what the thread is all about. A break from life and to get a belly laugh. Better to laugh then be miserable.

Imagine that. Someone posts in a persona other than themselves? Whodathunk it. ;D

Well, it seems our birthdays are a few day apart.

I don't think any of the apartments have A/C. I always see draperies blowing and fans on. It also could be the insulation is so good as been noted in the past, that A/C really isn't a big factor in keeping the places cool. IDK. Just guessing.

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

I can't stop crying. It's my money and my country is crumbling while we rebuild the rest of the fucking shitholes on this planet. A few well placed Nukes, let it cool, poke a hole in the glass, suck out the oil and go home. Innocents are just collateral damage.

No one is blaming you for anything rlcfadmn. You're just covering your own ass. I would too. I doubt you will be belittled here. We have our own group to pick on for fun. We call it 'each other'. You have no control over the members of your forum other than to delete their posting or the persons themselves. Like Foamy said, stick around, pull up a stool and have a vodka or a scotch at the Old Dudes bar. Our Admin is cool. He puts up with me.

Boy walks into the bedroom to find his mother and father having sex What are you doing Dad? Making you a new brother son, replies dad. Oh well make sure you do it "doggie style" then dad I would much rather have a new puppy. Same dad comes home the next day to find his wife in bed with his best friend. Outraged he pulled out a gun and shot the friend, killing him. Wife screams at him, "Why did you do that " ? "Why do you think? My friend was screwing my wife." "Carry on like that you idiot and you will have no friends left at all."

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now... No Jesus No Christmas No television No cheerleaders No Nude Women No car races No football No soccer No pork BBQ No hot dogs No burgers No chocolate chip cookies No lobster No nachos No Beer nuts No Beer !!!!!!!! Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

To fully appreciate this you have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello but then you are probably too old to understand computers. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on... If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their famous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO : Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT : Mac? COSTELLO : No, the name's Lou . ABBOTT : Your computer? COSTELLO : I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT : Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou . ABBOTT : What about Windows? COSTELLO : Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT : Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO : I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT : Wallpaper. COSTELLO : Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT : Software for Windows? COSTELLO : No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have? ABBOTT : Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT : I just did. COSTELLO : You just did what? ABBOTT : Recommend something. COSTELLO : You recommended something ? ABBOTT : Yes. COSTELLO : For my office? ABBOTT : Yes. COSTELLO : OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT : Office. COSTELLO : Yes, for my office! ABBOTT : I recommend Office with Windows. COSTELLO : I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOTT : Word. COSTELLO : What word? ABBOTT : Word in Office. COSTELLO : The only word in office is office. ABBOTT : The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO : Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT : The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'. COSTELLO : I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO : That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT : Money. COSTELLO : I need money to track my money? ABBOTT : It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO : What's bundled with my computer? ABBOTT : Money. COSTELLO : Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT : Yes.. No extra charge. COSTELLO : I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT : One copy. COSTELLO : Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT : Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. COSTELLO : They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT : Why not? THEY OWN IT! (A few days later) ABBOTT : Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO : How do I turn my computer off? ABBOTT : Click on 'START'.............

At the rate of erosion, there will be no ocean front LAND left. When I was a kid eons ago, we had to walk 300 yards to get to the water. Now it's maybe 100 feet. The only advantage of this is, the girls have to lay closer together on the little bit of beach left. So you don't need to twist up your neck so much looking around.

It only takes one in a hundred to turn a nice ROI. Especially if they have a high credit score. Then the sale of those numbers goes way up.

If it's mechanical, I can fix it or make the parts to fix it. But damned if I can see inside of a nanochip and fix it.