TBG 150

If it's mechanical, I can fix it or make the parts to fix it. But damned if I can see inside of a nanochip and fix it.

With all of the free porn on the 'Net, I'm surprised people fall for stuff like that. I thought that you young'uns were tech smart.

Just playin. I rebuilt that box about 4 years ago. No one around here would even touch it or they wanted near $3000. I did the whole thing for under $500 and a lot of sweat.

My wife got a letter in the mail yesterday from the second largest scamming state in the union, Kalifornia. It told her that she had $305.21 in some insurance refund coming to her and they were going to be the ones to be sure that she got it. I looked at it and pointed out the flaws. Improper name spelling, she never had an insurance company by that name, it was a pre-printed letter with a rubber stamp signature, and the pure fact that they didn't even know what city she lived in. We pulled it up on the 'Net. Seems a lot of folks fell for it and were scammed out of personal identity. Into the shredder it went.

And here I am trying to figure out how to re-line the reverse cone of a Dual-Coupling Hydra-Matic Automatic transmission from the 50's.

It's that hot here. Add to that the rain and like numbers of humidity and the girls seem to melt into the pavement..

Lez Voyeur is gonna love that one.

It wasn't me. Why y'all lookin' at me? I din't do nuttin..... ;)

Ya mean I'm not the only one here that thinks that way? 'Magine that. 8)

He/She was just a fleeting persona of another member. If you look it has it's name as a 'Guest', which means that handle/person/persona is no longer valid. That was a female like I have a 12" dick. NOT !!!

One trimmed around the ears and raw for Dth.

Your benefits will begin after your 90 day probationary period, which by the way, doesn't start until you are official as a paid member.

Look at the close up of her tits and white panties now as she covers that bumper. Oh, that's nice.

I can handle the trimmed around the ears part. But I really like them not looking like they pushed a litter of kids through them with half of the insides hanging out. And while some hood ornaments look cool, I don't want it poking my eye out on a 69.

Your welcome. I'm sure I have something for everyone in this pile somewhere. :)

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!' The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?' The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?' The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars . But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer.'

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER: $2.00 HAMBURGER: $2.25 CHEESEBURGER: $2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50 HAND JOB: $50.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers. She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?" The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am". The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".

#1 and #4 will do it for me. No meat curtains, no holes and no jungles.

Yeah, well, Foamy gave a better explanation. So there. And who are you callin' old, you young punk?

And here is what Google did to that. Gentlemen, if at all is 'well that every man might speak in his own language do not see why' to work so hard to write in English. Does that mean I'll talk 'in Italian and see if anyone else is added and maybe we will form a group around Italico. 8)

Touche'. ;D I wasn't thinking of it in that respect. I guess it's all in your mindset when reading.

Oh. Okay. Thanks. Whaddidhesay?

There are a few here that post in French? I think it is. Google or any translator that I've tried just butchers the translation so bad, it makes no sense at all. Still trying to figure out what 'Kisses to the cubs' is all about. :-\

That would depend on which we are discussing. Pussy or steak. I like my pussy hot, pink and wet. I like my steak hot, red and wet.

Care to enlighten us non-techies?