Well, even if it was me that called Mom a MILF, we would never work. :'( I can't and won't do cats. I'm highly allergic to their fur for some reason. Dogs, horses squirrels, bunnies, even Guinea Pigs are fine. But cats and I will never cohabit. Even though I just adore and lust after pussy. Furry or not, I'm in it. I can tickle your tonsils from down below with my tongue.
Living amongst camera? Not me. I'll go to the nude beach, go around commando showing my wares to the watching girls, but no way am I going to have a million people watching me at any given time.
Wherever you are going, take care and be safe. You'll always be welcomed here. Let mom be your stand in while you're gone. I'll bet she'd be a blast to 'converse' with.