You don't know enough about Golf to know that the faster you get in the hole the better. Otherwise, too many strokes leads to a bad score.
But I like it trimmed or shaved. Bacon strip, landing strip, manufactured, who cares? I like cooch. But a shaved one that isn't cared for or overly cared for is just like Van said, a plucked chicken.
Like a mans face. Go 2 days without shaving and see how your mate likes it when you dive at the Y. Be very gentle or she'll walk like she was rode hard and put up wet for a few days. I can get my face as smooth as a baby's ass when needed.