On a dark hillside, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of chitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead on the hillside, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to to much pot for the night.
There they stood in the doorway;
I saw my mission on the hill
And I was thinking to myself
'This could be heaven or this could be Hell'
Then she lit up a pack of candles and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor of little girls at play,
And I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Barcelona
Such a lovely place (we have plenty of space)
Such a lovely face.
Plenty of room at the Hotel Barcelona so bring your family and friends
Any time of year (any time of year) you can find whatever it is you're looking for here
Her mind is twisted, she got the dildo that bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty toys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called up Captain Nora,
'Please bring us more wine'
She said, 'I'll be right over there and we can sixty-nine'
And still those voices are moaning from far away,
That wake you up in the middle of the night
When you hear them say"
Welcome to the Hotel Barcelona
Such a lovely place (we have plenty of space)
Such a lovely face.
They livin' it up at the Hotel Barcelona
What a nice surprise (it would be if there were no guys)
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink toys chilling in ice
And she said, 'we are all just baters here, with our own device'
And in Nora's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their seedy toys,
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the trail back to the place I was before
'Relax' said the night shift,
'We are programmed to deceive.
You can get out any time,
And we all just wish you would leave!'