Newark52

Do you know the difference between a Scotsman and a coconut, you can get a drink out of a coconut

I've cancelled the optician

Obviously I'd like to be wrong, but.

Yes it was there in the shower, and when she did the lotion bit in the bedroom, but it wasn't there when she first sat on the floor to do her toy

My eyes aren't that bad yet

I know I need my eyes testing, but it looks to me like the landing strip has gone

Maybe if they've got really good eyesight her apartments at least 3 floors up, and if the lights behind her you wouldn't see fuck all, any way

Leora's gone shopping.

He doesn't use a bin, why should when the floor's easier to aim for

You have to ask how much room and how big a table does he need for what I presume will be a Laptop, after all he was tucked away in a corner in the old apartment

She hasn't been backwards at coming forward when it's come to keeping Paul interested

Who can forget.

I'm a supporter as you like to call her followers, and I've never made such a comment, so i suggest you stop making things up trying to be superior, be cause all you are doing is make yourself look like a clown, and he'll have seen her naked many a time

She's got to do something to keep herself occupied while waiting for Paul to arrive, because I would think her day's appear to be getting longer the closer it gets to his arrival

My friend If you've been paying attention you'll have noticed when she wears shorts it's her way of telling us nothing's going to happen, although she's been known to change her mind.

SG, and the same goes for GH, The Earl and even Patou you are all up against immature idiots who think by continually asking the same question, or saying your translation is incorrect are think they are being big when in fact they're just stupid piss taking clowns trying to be clever and unfortunately until they are out of nappies (dippers) and grow up just ignore them. Thank you all for the information you give to the mature people in this Forum it's much appreciated.

Army, 22 years service

I can do that it's called "arse over tit"

If you read your original comment again you may just note, I'm not arguing I'm just stating fact, and as an ex PTI in the military I think I'm qualified to know what I'm talking about, and it's you who's trying to argue.

Don't forget to change hands at Forty otherwise you'll suffer with Wankers Doom

Not really gymnastics is a form of exercise, and you have to exercise to be fit enough for gymnastics, Catch 22

It could be a long call this time she took a drink with her

I'm with you, if she was only going out for a short while, why all the makeup

Thanks SG that's worth a look at replay

This is a bit rich coming from someone who's supposedly got 3 girlfriends in 3 different countries, and unless they're just a figment of your pathetic imagination, doesn't it worry you who's fucking them when you're not, or are you just being hypocritical as usual.