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Yury: Thank you for the information. I have experience with both Hatha and Kundalini yoga; my teachers were not paid, so I know the script. They did it for personal reasons, most of which were personal religious/control freak reasons. I think Sasha is more interested in running an easy bed-and-breakfast hotel for RLC and visitors who want to be tourists and stay at a cheap place. Their apartment is possibly a testing ground for potential RLC tenants, and a reward for current RLC tenants who wish to get out of the cold. I do not know of any couples who do not have such differences: and most of their differences are about work and money, not sex. My point is that when Masha & Sasha make love, they don't just fuck like animals. They pay attention to each other's needs. That seems to be a rare commodity with some of the couples on RLC. Again, thank you for that background information.

Thank you for reminding CC members to remove their members from their lubricated hands to take the time to respond.

I'm a meat and potatoes guy, but I'm always available for pecans, fine wines, artists, dancers, musicians, single malt Scotch, and cute girls that can do amazing things. I think that covers all my favorite RLC ladies.

Let me explain a point of my last comment: This apartment has been a bit of a pain in the ass for us mods, but I am not referring to any particular current or previous tenants. RLC stuffed this into the menu's line-up for fun, excitement, and fun. With the introduction of K&K, their strategy has certainly has been successful. I am sure tasty treats will continue to be served at this restaurant.

This apartment discussion thread has been a real pain to us mods. It it heavily traveled; people fight about their women here. I have often needed to remove comments that starts fights that should otherwise be in "Rants & Flames" instead. I was all for shutting down discussion on this apartment just so I didn't have to deal with such bullshit reaction that these women inadvertently create in some CC members. So I'll start with what little I've seen: Milana and Kristy, both former inhabitants, would be really, really fun women to date if I was younger, and anybody who doesn't agree can suck eggs. Now, we watch, as the saga of this apartment continues in the next episode of "Barcelona Bared", after these few brief commercial announcements...

I have no idea why they are under maintenance when Aida left. I was suspicious that she had left until I finally saw her name removed from the RLC Site listings. I was fond of the young woman. But RLC doesn't care for my opinions. It's obviously a successful apartment, perhaps they are setting it up for another tenant or they are upgrading cameras. Surprisingly, which might piss-off some of you, I have no problems with the girls who have come to, and took leave of that apartment. Grand Central Station, as we say over here. I loved Miliana's spunkiness, of course. I'm pretty much out of the loop unless the Queen & K come back, drink wine and watch the new season of Game of Thrones with their friends, or the Goddess starts painting woodland creatures. Let me know if something exciting over in RLC happens... I appreciate it. Until then, I'm pretty much a slave here on CC -- bored of RLC, but I still have a taste for the radiator hoses of nefarious CC members... :-) Just doing my job.

Both GetSom2014 and Thestarider are correct. It's best not to take anything on RLC or CC seriously. It's all for fun. (Of course, if win lotto, I'll need crew for my yacht in Barcelona, and I have very good ideas of who should be on the ship! :-) )

Yury et al: I come from the Land of the Water Wars. The enemy along the coast, namely LA & SF, has the most voters; they take our water; they force us to conserve ours with higher prices and rationing; they destroy the agriculture of my large and productive valley. The place where I live is a regular flood zone, (Cholera epidemics were common in the past) but it is always fed by clean mountain streams and rivers. I have vehement opinions about this subject. Unfortunately, my State is too busy building a train set and destroying existing damns to be concerned with water storage, treatment or proper management. I would rather take a bath with an RLC woman in Russian water than a Hollywood bimbo in the clear water of the San Fernando Valley. ;-) Back on topic, however, I do believe that Masha and Sasha are the best love-makers RLC has ever seen. They actually care about each other physically, emotionally, and spiritually, and that combination of comprehensive orgasm is seldom seen here.

Nora always got this criticism about hygiene when she was in the old apartment. Often people didn't realize that the places where she worked had make-up rooms, green rooms, lockers, and shower rooms. Do you really want to travel home stinky when you can clean up for free after a long night at work? Regarding Leora's supposed hours of work: She hasn't been in the law enforcement system that long. She doesn't have the seniority to get the standard work-day and work-week hours that the old-timers have. Perhaps that might explain something, if she is still indeed active in this endeavor. Oddly, we mods are usually spending our time on CC, so we must depend upon you, our wonderful members, to keep in touch with events on RLC. I am thankful for your updates, especially with how the Goddess is doing.

Recycled and reconditioned water is a growing trend where I live. It lacks the clarity, but it is filtered, decontaminated and perfectly safe for most uses. Most American cities in the U.S. western states use it for irrigation of freeway foliage and private agriculture, and they always advertise that they do so, proudly. We're simply more priggish about what water we drink and bath in. But I would not hesitate to join in with any of our beloved Russian ladies if they invited me in for a bath or shower. If it was truly bad water, the cholera would have killed them all off by now.

To put it simply, there are pictures of tits and ass on here. What's not to love about that?

I thought Elvis was alive and smoking a joint with Jim Morrison in Area 51, not far from the old moon landing studio where they now film Reallifecam. It must be true; I read it in the National Enquirer.

Yes, and she dressed like a nurse in the old apartment and CC people went crazy until outside authentic information surfaced and that concept was discounted. If she were a cam girl or a for-hire stripper, CC would have known about it a long time ago. Look at her life-style. Except for enjoying getting sexual and emotional attention, the woman could be a Presbyterian's daughter. No hookahs, no tobacco, no wine, no drugs. She doesn't fit the profile of either a street-walker or a high class escort girl. As for Paul being the controlling person in the relationship, just look at all the home decorations. Leora clearly rules that nest's environment. He's got the guitar and the computer and his electronic projects, and that's all. If they had an abusive relationship, they would have split years and years ago. As for Paul, I won't judge the man: Leora is definitely a high-maintenance woman. I gave up trying to figure out Paul & Leora years ago: I cannot understand their relationship or their minds; but it is enough to appreciate them. And she is sculpted just like an ancient Greek goddess with an impressive intellect and mysterious emotional mind.

At one time, Intel inserted a line in their T&C that said "We'll pay you $1,000 if you read this and respond." I think it ended up costing the corporation about $3,000 total in payouts. As for me, I have promised Apple that under the Itunes T&C that I will absolutely not use their software to develop nuclear weapons.

I can't figure out which RLC gal I should dedicate this to. So how about Diana? Maybe Lora? Maybe RLC's DJ queen? Sure. Don't much matter It's just more rocking chair relaxing music... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcY5SQECqks

Nobody is going to dump RLC just because K&K went on holiday (on business, no doubt). They will all stand by with frothing mouths like cattle with anthrax and be overjoyed when the girls return. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Your thread certainly got quick mileage. Lots of members are going to be frustrated until they return. We don't have a "Poll" function on this board (yet). But I'll bet if I asked "Who's the funnest girl on RLC?" the winner would be Kristy.

In the old days, an apartment would be listed as "On Vacation" and nobody would be there. And yes, people bitched, but people bitch about everything. Now, RLC often uses the apartments for try-outs and vacation benefits for tenants when it can be arranged. St. Petersburg people especially enjoy vacations in warmer climates. I could use a few yoga lessons myself these days. I hope the girls have a great time.

Old Dudes is for CamCaps members who have been ordered by the doctor to avoid meth, cocaine, energy drinks, sugar & too much coffee, eat more veggies, and if you're going to attempt anything with K&K, take several blue pills and an oxygen tank, "And call me in the morning and send the pictures."

I wasn't referring to soda. I was referring to line dancing... ;-} For details, see my recent post on the Juke Box. https://camcaps.net/forums/topic/6444-juke-box-split-5/?page=32

No Pepper-upper here. I'd imagine that the people they hang with prefer coke.

Whelp, if there's going to be an Official Lonely Hearts Club here on CC, methinks this could well be its official thread.

Have you ever seen Lev drunk? Sure you have. Have you ever seen Leora drink an adult beverage? Pretty sure you haven't. Personally, I think she should run off with her woodland creature friends, but then I'd have to keep off the juice or the skunk would certainly win her affections. ;-)