Foamy T. Squirrel

I have only five complaints: 1) Having to waste my time immediately banning people who post virus shit or crap like "dslkjfalksdfklj." I do this more than you could imagine. 2) Having people I consider to be wonderful friends and good members bitching at each other incessantly when other people just want to see pictures or learn about their favorite RLC goddesses. 3) Having people report other people because they disagree with them, and explaining to mods that that the reason for their report is "dslkijfalksdfklj," or "this language is really offensive to me." Well, fuck you, I say... 4) I don't care if anybody is gay, white, black, green, lesbo, transexual, commie, bigot, pissed off or "normal." I've had enough of this shit. I DO care if you are a millionaire, and are interested in bankrolling an entrepreneurial squirrel who wants to buy out a certain nightclub in Barcelona, however. Please PM me and we shall discuss details. 5) My last complaint would be that Paul has boarded up every dang hole I have made so I could crawl into bed with Leora when he's gone. What's a squirrel to do? And what can I do if I have competition from some skunk who I thought was originally my wingman? Must I, as a mod, arrange a diversionary tactic that seduces Scooter to defuse the wrathful attack of a Skunk so that I might gain entrance to the only beloved goddess of RLC? Life is full of such angst.

Don't be fergetting, we gotta pay some dudes to bring up the sled... ;D

You echo facts of wisdom here, my friend. Some women go for jocks: football team captains; men of strength, men who can exert a force upon the physical world which others cannot. Some women go for musicians: they're so cool, they can play upon a woman's heartstrings. Some women go for writers, poets, and picnics in nature: men can move their emotions. But all women can be seduced by a man who can dance with them.

I think the cat is just looking at the thing going like "WTF is this? A T-51 Tank? Is Paul inside there, driving it for the Russian army? Can't Alina buy me something normal like a tweety-bird to hunt instead?"

Nope. Not his style. Oddly, I actually agree with him on this. Her saving grace was that she could fuck like a bunny when she wasn't playing with five-finger-discount cosmetics, and I&M climbed walls when they did it. That couch hasn't been the same since. I noticed that Veronica and Lucas never go near it.

The damn thing is a huge investment of time. It's best to own the DVDs and watch them in order, otherwise it's too difficult to remember wtf is going on. Waiting a week for the next episode is painful. I rented them and did the marathon treatment all at once over a couple of days and didn't get so lost in its complexity. I did, however, buy the Deadwood series, which was also an excellent production.

The ManBearPig episode has apparently been pulled from YouTube and Southparkstudios.com. It's only available on Hulu Plus. Dammit. It was a parody featuring the illustrious Al Gore warning us of the danger of ManBearPig. It's hilarious, and hit the nail on the head when it comes to man-made global warming paranoia.

Nice to have a series of relevant posts for a change. Nice work, gentlemen. I don't watch them much, so your input is valuable. Let me know when the take-out pizza box shows up on their kitchen table. I'm a great believer that pizza boxes don't lie, especially when they plaster their phone number in big type all over the box.

Can you imagine what Jupiter would do to shipping and our tides? :-\ Or what would happen with our women's PMS cycles? :o Would a full Jupiter bring out a wereelephant instead of a werewolf? ??? Would you become taller and lighter with Jupiter was overhead, and then become short and heavy when it set? ;D The implications are mind boggling, but Saturn looks really cool. 8)

I think I could sell the concept of "ManBearPig" to a lot of people on this forum, and they'd buy it too.

Ya know, sometimes we mods get downhearted about the quality of the posts. You guys change that, and renew our faith in our fellow humans. Keep up the fine work.

Sorry to see you go, even if it's a temporary absence. Which it will be. Illegally park your car in Barcelona. Then wait. I understand that Rita is a meter maid. Perfect time to hit her up for a date. She's a doll. See you soon when you get back from your brief CC vacation, old boy! 8)

I remember watching Game of Thrones with Nora & Kiko. ;D Then a cosplay with everybody's favorite supergirl Maya.

I ban spammers. >:( I ban people peddling any virus. >:( I ban any RLC woman who gives me crab lice. So far, I haven't banned any of those girls. :-* I hesitate to ban any long standing member (get it? -- "long standing member!" ;D) who has contributed in the past. And though many posts annoy me, I'm willing to put up with Snaky and Buster and Kooloos because they have been interesting in the past and occasionally contribute. All I want is a healthy CamCaps ambiance. There are enough problems in the world as it is. We're here to have fun, and the major part of the fun is having civilized discussions that invite new members to join. My discourse is not directed at any one member in particular. I think such bickering and arguments at CC happen whenever RLC or CC become boring. Maybe we need some new kittens at the apartments to get things interesting again. Let's hope they're bipedal and trained by Meerkat.

The purpose of the quote button is to call reference to a part of the thread, so readers don't get lost in the thread. It can be useful. Hint for all: Quotes can be edited! You can eliminate irrelevant material, and people will still know what you're talking about! What a nifty idea! However, heavily nested and repeated quotes within quotes, with the same huge picture displayed 20 times, is useless and annoying. This week, however, I'm mostly annoyed by messages that just say "You're a fuck-wit." Now I know how Woof! got his reputation for his bark and his bite.

I know who I will nominate for the next mod! ;D

The parents are 1) the new American Middle Class, each busy working two or more part-time jobs trying to survive, 2) the new leftist Upper Class, busy shopping at Whole Foods buying 6 things for $86, or 3) the socialist Lower Class, busy working the system for all it's worth.

Scary horror movie you posted there, Woody. This is what happens when the Federal Government encourages schools to interfere with the education of students. The highest levels of SAT (college entrance examinations) scores in the United States were last seen in 1972. It took several years for the Feds and the leftists to gain control, thus fulfilling the goals of the 2nd and 3rd ComInterns, and the product produced by the massively expensive socialist school system is now worthy of great derision. The concepts of individual liberty, responsibility and human attainment are officially dead. I would suggest my European friends either build up their military defenses or learn Russian and Arabic quickly. The nation that championed the liberty of the individual and sealed the fate of Hitler and Hirohito is long gone. :'( (And yes, KK & NL, the grammar Nazi in me caught the use of "us" in the beginning, when in fact he should have said "we Americans" instead of "us Americans." I knew it would be downhill from there.)

Notice the owl figurine in front of the Audrey Hepburn painting. Haven't we seen a drawing of this "wise old owl" in the previous apartment? Dang, I wish she'd start drawing pictures of something useful, like warm furry squirrels... :-*

The problem I have is that the current flock of problems is not caused by Newbies, but by veteran CC members. Posts like "You're such an asshat," or "You're a stupid fuck-wit," especially in the Pictuers/Video sections are a big turn-off to Newbies and a perfectly good reason never to come back to visit CC. The Rants and Flame Wars was created specifically for this kind of stuff. My theory is that I should just copy such posts to the Flame Wars section, then remove the comments without explanation or warning. In the meantime, I suggest you IGNORE such posts. It only serves to reward trollish behavior. If people are going to simply spew insults for trollish fun, then they shouldn't have anybody else in the sandbox to play with.

Errr, um, yes. I hope you had a marvelous birthday; you're the veritable sweetheart of CC; may you be blessed with a Pulitzer and the sale of screen rights next week. And drive a hard bargain on the toy rights; they're worth a fortune to a writer, too, especially if you can get Victoria's Secret, McDonald's, and Duracel all involved with design and marketing. :P ;D

It's also nice that you started off your posting without profanities, name-calling and being hostile to other members. How refreshing. You have now been blessed by the Mods and now are protected by the Mighty Banhammer.

We've set up a Forum just for you bitches and flame warriors. :) It's here: http://camcaps.net/rants-and-flame-wars/ Use it. So haul the irrelelvant shit over there so we don't have to waste our time reading it. Otherwise I might just start removing this crap. I'm sick of getting complaints about all this hostile fuck-head immature bullshit. It's not healthy for CamCaps. Thank you and and have a nice day.

This really maybe kinda-sorta belongs in the posts about "purging." But I'm going to put it here whilst imagining all the CC Juke Box posters getting drunk at a beer garden and singing this in unison...

Why are they networking their computers at the same time? If it was a game, why aren't they using proper input mechanisms? (aka Joysticks). Are they playing an on-line adventure game? Taking on-line classes together? Buster will hit me upside the head for this, but could they be playing a game that involves the accumulation of other people's bank account numbers? All in all, this "couple" is non-standard enough to elicit all sorts of amazing notions from the CC Nation. Fortunately, she's pretty attractive, so I'm sure someone will study them enough to know what their story is about.