Foamy T. Squirrel

Never seen just one. Usually they arrive in an army, and they have really nice cameras.

I now officially apologize for having started this thread. I should have expected such vomit-inducing posts here considering the quality of our membership. Maybe I'll post a thread in honor of our beloved CC women next time. Maybe Kitten will ban me, and save me from further misery.

Let me make this clear by using a gentle squirrel yell: PLEASE PM ME IF YOU FIND OUT IF KATYA IS OK AND BACK AT HOME. I DON'T FUCKING GIVE A SHIT ABOUT RUSLAN OR THEIR FRIENDS, I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THEM, I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF KATYA IS OK. Plus, I almost never click on their apartment because they bore me, but Katya is cute and I want her to do well in life. Oddly, I have actually posted ON-TOPIC. Send me a cashew nut for that!

Ozi just earned a free ticket to hell with that post.

http://www.theblaze.com/blog/2014/09/08/senate-advances-dem-bill-to-amend-the-constitution-but-the-proposals-is-still-fated-to-die-later/ http://gunssavelives.net/blog/gun-laws/breaking-harry-reid-introduces-bill-for-background-checks-on-gunpowder-may-also-affect-ammo/

https://web.archive.org/web/20140426162732/http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2011/09/08/september-11-australian-stories

I don't know anyone who had their arm ripped off by a bear and complained to me later about the incident.

Nice job, movado. I agree. Kinda sorta, because translate.google.com doesn't understand your word "f@#king," so I might have missed something. But yeah. Just fucking kill this goddamn thread. RLC people are here; they observe; they see our posts; they do what they can, and most of them deserve more respect that we idiots in the peanut gallery could ever merit. Besides, the thread is all F@#ed up now, anyway. I kinda chewed up the radiator hose on this one. Sorry 'bout that...erh...ahm, no, the thread can die now and I'm not sorry about it or the radiator hose.

Squirrel is not responsible. Because everyone here knows that little squirrel is irresponsible. :)

That's why most of us CamCaps animals hang out here instead of at RLC.

Just a warning for us old dudes:

Now that I've totally fucked-up this otherwise useless thread, let us make it an educational experience since none of the RLC girls are walking around naked right now. I remember when phones and radios were huge. I never imagined they'd get small and that I could carry one around all day wherever I went. And an atom bomb weighed tons and required an extremely large aircraft to deliver. Another old idea, now vintage: What's in you suitcase?

I prefer this motto: "Bring me men to match my mountains: Bring me men to match my plains: Men with empires in their purpose and new eras in their brains." --Sam Walter Foss (And while you're at it, bring me Nora, Leora, and Diana and a bottle of decent single malt Scotch...)

Very good job, sir. Link not necessarily related:

OK. Fine. Let's have fun. I, too, can quote from scripture: ONION-PEELINGS The Universe is the Practical Joke of the General at the Expense of the Particular, quoth FRATER PERDURABO, and laughed. But those disciples nearest to him wept, seeing the Universal Sorrow. Those next to them laughed, seeing the Universal Joke. Below these certain disciples wept. Then certain laughed. Others next wept. Others next laughed. Next others wept. Next others laughed. Last came those that wept because they could not see the Joke, and those that laughed lest they should be thought not to see the Joke, and thought it safe to act like FRATER PERDURABO. But though FRATER PERDURABO laughed openly, He also at the same time wept secretly; and in Himself He neither laughed nor wept. Nor did He mean what He said. (10 points for the first CC member to recognize the source of this holy scripture, and a chance to win a Rolls-Royce for every year you attended high school and a Japanese submarine for every thread you've derailed on CamCaps! Enter today! ;D)

Did you know that is perfectly popular for idiot leaders to take their needs off shore? Take Obama, for example. By jobbing-out the US manned-space program to Putin, he was able to allow some of the world's best space engineers to spend more time with their families permanently, and allowed NASA to focus on its mission of working as a Muslim outreach program. We're talking squirrelly and rooly wrath in the making. Big time.

Do you suggest we send the statue back to them in exchange for the remains of all the US servicemen who are buried there?

Everybody stop making fun of rdobby's ridiculous avatar. He probably can't help it. Studies have shown that having a ridiculous avatar is directly related to genetics, metabolism and over-consumption of spam from the /b cafeteria. So everybody stop laughing at him. Act as though you have some compassion for our new member; he might be able to become a replacement for Nick... ;D

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I forced myself to listen to this cliche-ridden pack of lies. I don't a believe a word of it is sincere. And neither do people who have studied history, political, current events, religion or attained an IQ of over 40. Our "partners" are are all going :(, and Putin is . No army should go to war with a political leadership like this, no matter how good it is. This man is an invitation to utter disaster.

I knew it was just a matter of time before the harpoons were manned. Squirrel is now out of this thread. Nobody here can show respect for another human individual: everyone here pees on her and dumps their loads on Ruslan. I guess there's a little of 4chan in every forum. :(

NL and I want to crowd-source enough funding to buy a huge night club in Barcelona and hire Nora and Kiko to run it. I will appear in concert often, with Diana and Efim in the back-up band. So start dishing it out, you cheap bastards!

It appears that something in our hearts always knew that Nicky-boy was right about Reall Life Monastery. Thank god for Diana and Leora or I wouldn't bother to click on RLC at all these days...

I'm not sure I'd want to know what she did to her labia or anus, either. As for feet in the picture, at least she has a damn good excuse.